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ID Labs (stylized as "I.D. Labs") is a commercial recording studio and production facility, opened in 2003, owned and operated by Pittsburgh-based producer, E. Dan. The engineer and producer team, composed of Jeremy "Big Jerm" Kulousek, Eric "E. Dan" Dan and Zachary "Sayez" Vaughan have previously and collectively gone under the name I.D. Labs. Most known for his extensive work with hip-hop artists Wiz Khalifa and Mac Miller, E. Dan has recorded, mixed, and/or produced several Gold and Platinum certified releases throughout his 20-year career in the music business.As a studio, ID Labs has served as a home to other influential producers from Pittsburgh including Big Jerm, Sledgren, Sayez, Christo, Nice Rec, Dreamer, and others. more »

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“Yoooo! I told y'all I'll be back with another one on this!”
“What are you talking about?” 
“Oh hey bobo, I'm just finishing a rhyme, I'll pick you up at 9, wear a dress this time, alright?” 
“Okay bobo, I'll Presto Chango”

Pick a car any car
(Car door opens)
(Car door closes)
(Vroom vroom)
(Beep beep)
(Windows down)

Well my
Mind is sinned, and my car is tinted
So bunny, hop in, and take a magical ride up in it
Magical ride up in it, where the wheels not spinning but the cars still moving as this music's grooving

Tinted, just like my head right now
Hop in, it'll turn into a bed right now
Bunny, come on and hop up inside
I can show you the world in my ride

Now for my first trick, let's magically remove that lip gloss from your lips, although in order to work it's going to need us to trade spit and spaces, so move a little closer and let's trade faces

Voila! For my next one called third leg in the holy bag, reach your hand into the right pocket of my shorts. Oh no! Where'd the pocket lining go? The magic stick you're now touching there, must have accidentally made it disappear just like our underwear

Raise your hand up to volunteer, now put it down and repeat as it forges to a spear
I bet I can make these two fingers disappear
How'd your wetness magically appear?
Wait wait wait wait! I'm getting near! 
Let me first do this cheap trick of pulling a quarter out of your ear
Heads or tails?

Looks like we're starting with heads first, I'll let you go first but before I dive head first let's find a spot to lie low although it's an ES not a hurst

Now watch closely, abracadabra, I just turned this car into a plaza. 
cbracadabra, abracada, hands behind your back and snap, no bra, oh wait, acada since it was holding a double. Tata! 
Shazam! It's not even the weekend but it's somehow beating on the speaker

Lift your silk dress to reveal that ass as I turn you face down into a creature
Sniffing that wet like an eager bitch in heat here
Make the H disappear in heat you up, down, front, back, and center like my tongues a tramp-o-leaner
Holding my breath for 2 minutes as my nose vanishes deeper
Mumble what you want to hear as it grows bigger
Houdini's water torture cell training was my teacher
(catches breath)

I just red your mind and it matches what you're looking for
Take off your Converse, I'm going to make a pair of Louboutin's appear
Bend over my knees for these quick hands, times 10, like I'm your old teacher
Now get on yours like I'm your old preacher
Shut the f*ck up, she's not sucking me off, she's literally just praying “please sir, please sir”
Isn't this what people do behind a church? 
Don't be jumping to conclusions where I'm going with my verse

Plus, the teacher was actually her professor but teacher had 2 less letters, and I guess old had 3 more 
cnyways, I'm not your father but I can forgive you for all your sins
Now that you're on your knees, let's begin
She then sucked me off but not like her old preacher
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep, (sigh), god forbid I hypnotize her

Shit, I may have gotten off track with this, let's get back to magic tricks

clternate cupping these 2 balls with your mouth while I watch now freeze motherfucker, I'll tell you which one they're in, hocus-pocus

Good job, you'd make a good magician

Hand's behind your back, let's see if you can get out of this rope
Wiggle wiggle wiggle as I continue to grope while you start to choke like I'm back to being your pope
Visible thread, invisible head, off with your head, my trick list doesn't include getting off with your head

So I'm going to have you hop on top instead

Put a magic glove up on it, there's a glove box in the glove compartment 
cnd if the trick fails, there's the Plan B department
Open sesame the bottle in the back under the top hat and do to it what you just did to my sword
I know you were expecting a rabbit to appear there but that's the whole trick
It's called no bunny in the tummy
Probably not funny to the Supreme Court
But don't take it and you may see me in court

Let's pretend this leather seat is a velvet bed right now
Watch it recline as you decline with your behind on this head right now
Front windows getting illegally tinted like my head right now

Sim sala bim, sim sala bum
My magic stick is like a museum
Watch it from behind as it disappears inside yours on this magical November ride 
Now you museum, now you don't
cll this locomotion caused some smoke
Hot boxed but we don't even toke
Magic is an easy way to clean my car, interior gets steamed as my dirty junk gets stuffed in the trunk

Now get off and watch as close as possible as I do the same in order to brew this magic potion
Filled with vitamins, minerals, fats, and proteins

Eye eye captain, I guess you can't see it anymore, but at least you got a quick glimpse of it appear out of thin air

Let me help scoop what's flowing down towards your mouth in it and then you may clean yourself

If you can't see the trick by now, then tag, you're it, but since you're 25... hold up, let's just end the song with some more censorship, plus I can always just save the tat and track for Me and My Bitch so I'll just be a gentleman and drop you off at seven-11 while I perform this one last disappearing act.

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