hobbit feet
lil dimwit
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I use my socks to cover up A secret I don't share I do not want to be abrupt So you better beware My toenails look like gargoyles On Quasimodo's toes But they look the most like a kind of foot That everybody knows Why do my feet look like hobbit feet I just want to know If I shave my leg hair It comes back worse when it grows Peter Jackson's makeup designer Really did me wrong I hate the way my feet look It's the whole point of this whole song There are palaces of calluses That could never be removed And hair on top of every toe Like ten weird tiny dudes It's hard having feet like these Hating yourself from below the knees The only other ones who know Are Merry, Pippin, Sam and Frodo Why do my feet look like hobbit feet I just want to know If there was a competition My feet would go pro I could weave baskets with my leg hair Because it is so strong I've tried to get hired in the shire Just to look like I belong My ankles toes and heals Are perfect replicas When someone says those look like hobbit feet I roll my eyes like duh Even Gollum's feet look better than mine At least that's how I feel It's hard having hobbit feet Because they have zero appeal Why do my feet look like hobbit feet I just want to know I've been told I can make a ton of dough If I joined a circus show I would go to the doctor but I guess there's nothing wrong I may have hobbit feet but don't worry ladies I ain't got a hobbit dong Hahaha Sing it with me I ain't got a hobbit dong He ain't got a hobbit dong He ain't got a hobbit- He ain't got a hobbit- I ain't got a hobbit dong Still my feet look so wrong
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