I Love Angular.js

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Ben Awad & Nick White

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Angular.js is kind of an empress
And it's not just the dress
It's the way she can impress
Turning legacy systems into vintage tech
Earning my respect and altering the life of every dev
Google supposed to be top tier
Angular.js devs are the only ones with tears
Call me a staff engineer
Because I'm going to need a spear to steer through this code
Already on another version
Angular.js ain't no virgin
No other framework be this thicc
Millions of bytes she's a brick
Extra side of boilerplate
Java be jealous at this rate
Got my data two-way binded
No React.js, she got me blinded
More dependency injection
Giving classes a good connection
Completely misunderstood
Folder structure straight out of the hood
I've never felt so safe
Typescript prevents the chafe
Html templates are the best
Just needed to get that off my chest
They call me the angular killa
I keep my JS vanilla
October of 2010 you were released
Since then there hasn't been peace
Made by Google
You're bitch made
They're so dumb
Who rejected me
FAANG till you die
Or deprecate
But they can't protect your resume
The worst framework that was ever made
And now that's your only skill?
But what projects use that still?
I don't know any
Angular JS was a bomb
Facebook had it right with the virtual dom
And now it's hard for you to get a job
When you're not up to date
Because you made a mistake
I used to be a faangsexual
Now I'm not even flexible
Please don't show me leetcode
I don't want to reverse a node
Angular.js got me down
So much legacy code I feel like I'm about to drown
I can't help but be depressed
I don't want to leave tech but its for the best
Carrots give me armor
Now I'm a farmer
Plowing fields for fun
Angular.js was like staring into the sun
Laying down seeds with a promise
Spring awaits a little son named thomas
Life goes by so fast
Boilerplate is a thing of the past
I'm at the peak of my career
No more fear
Just satisfaction
Angular.js didn't even give me a fraction

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