Sacked on Championship Manager

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Wilko Wilkes

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Is there anything more annoying than getting sacked on Championship Manager
You put in all that effort and all those hours only for some virtual board to banish ya
The faceless drones running the whole of the game
Dishing out their ultimatums and refusing to expand the stadium
It's a disgrace
It's such a slap in the face
I care more about this place than anyone else including you Mr Chairman you jumped-up creep
It's me who's gonna be struggling to sleep
It's me who made that initial leap
When I turned us into a club that won trophies on a regular basis
It's me that got all those cool wins on the road like the 5-3 at Chelsea and the 4-1 at Old Trafford
When Cherno Samba bagged four goals on his debut
I can't believe you've given me my marching orders
You horrible man
What did I do to you
You bloomin binary code berk
Made of zeros and ones and dumping me like a number two
I'm sorry for the language but it really gets my goat
And grinds my gears and grates my googlies
It's an absolute joke
It's like when Arsenal fans hounded out Wenger
Come on man I'd just got a decent UEFA Cup 3rd round 1st leg win in Valerenga
And you let me go
I'm telling you it's your loss
That club was going places with me as the boss
I'd signed Christian Chivu for Pete's sake
I'd bagged Maxim Tsigalko
I got you world class players for 2% of Ronaldo
Well you can kiss toodle-oo to Freddy Adu too
You broke my heart
I'm not playing anymore
That team was my life
I don't want John Carver taking over my friendly at East Fife
I was looking forward to that
You've ruined my dreams
Just like when you said that £9.5million was an unrealistic price for Sebastien Frey
After I'd wrapped it up and I thought I had it over the line
And then you blocked the transfer
When he was clearly a better keeper than Shay Given and Steve Harper
And we'd already sold John Karelse to Arsenal for twenty million at the start of the game
When Thierry Henry came the other way for twenty K
In a suspicious move that led to the retirement of the gooners gaffer Hank McPickles
After only ten days in charge
And now I feel sad
I'm really upset
I can't even bare to check and see when I last saved it yet
I'm just feeling distraught
I've been here before
But the older I get the more it sticks in the craw
I spent all that time getting Giorgios Pomaski in as assistant manager
And sorting out the coaches, improving the training facilities
Scouting all the poachers, checking player's abilities
Dealing with the red inj and the orange inj
We had a serious binge
But then you've dropped me like I dropped Ibrahima Bakayoko
When Tonton Zola Moukoko came back for the intercontinental cup final against Colo Colo
Well it's not on
I know that I can just add a new manager with the same name
And load the saved game but it's never gonna be the same
You're not gonna reel me in again with your promises of glory
It's time to start a different story
It's been great but it's too late to negate the hate
That's it
I'm going back to Premier Manager ninety-eight
Someone who wants me
We had some fun
We had some laughs
But now I'm going back
To Premier Manager ninety-eight
You've blown it this time
Oh yes we had some fun
We had some laughs
But now I'm going back
To Premier Manager ninety-eight or maybe ninety-seven cos you've blown it this time

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