Feed the Lions (Skit)

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Eddie Griffin

Edward Griffin (born July 15, 1968) is an American comedian and actor. He is best known for portraying Eddie Sherman on the sitcom Malcolm & Eddie, the title character in the 2002 comedy film Undercover Brother and Tiberius Jefferson "T.J." Hicks in Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999) and Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005). more »

Year:

2008

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Now no, no, now nigga just, just sit down for a minute man
Cause I gotta get something off my chest.
You understand me?
I'm on the high wire at every night.
You understand me?
Balancing on that bitch is a motherfucker.
You understand me?
So you know, I'm balancing on that motherfucker
And he goin' give me you know, twos and fews, twos and fews.
Every time twos and fews
But them motherfucking midgets is getting paid man, I'm telling you.
That little bitty motherfucker
You understand me?
But this little ring leader cat
You know, I'm saying every time I sit him down I'm talking to him
I'm saying hey mayne look here, look here, can I get a raise?
You know what I'm saying?
Hows a motherfucker half my motherfucking size getting paid more than me?
You understand me?
I'm getting half of the money and I'm taller than the motherfucker.
Shit is crazy mayne.
You know what im sayin?
The lion came out the motherfucking cage? Alright?
White people sitting on the front row
Like they do.
You understand me?
One of em wanna throw some popcorn at the lion.
I knew the motherfuckers hungry
Cause they didn't feed the motherfucker at the last show
You understand me?
We stopped in Kansas City, Missouri and the motherfucker didn't even feed the lion.
What happened?
Three ate up lil' white children.
Jesus
Who he blame it on?
ME!
You understand me?
That's some bullshit!
I don't feed the animals and the high wire
That's bullshit!

[T-Pain] 
Y'all better not be smoking in my shit man!

Say what?

[T-Pain] 
Stop smoking in my fucking Cadillac man!

Ain't nobody smoking in your motherfucking Cadillac man!

[T-Pain] 
Yes you is! Nigga, I see it!

I don't even know why you keep tripping on that shit!

[T-Pain] 
Cause nigga that's my shit!

You understand me? It got a ashtray in the front the back the side all up in this motherfucker

[T-Pain] 
That don't mean nothing!

Why you gotta ashtray you don't want nobody smoking in the motherfucker!

[T-Pain] 
Cause I can motherfucker!

Well why we gotta ride in the god damn Cadillac to begin wit?!
You ain't got no regular motherfucking transportation for a motherfucker?

It's a circus!

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