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Mickey Avalon

Mickey Avalon (born Yeshe Perl; December 3, 1975) is an American rapper from Hollywood, California. His debut self-titled solo album was released Nov. 7, 2006 on Interscope/Shoot to Kill Records in association with MySpace Records. Frequent topics of Avalon's songs are his experiences with substance abuse and prostitution. more »


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Your dick look like a little kid's
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Your shit look like you fourteen

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Your dick suffer from stage fright
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Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

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Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

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Your dick farts and queefs
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My dick goes to yoga
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Your dick loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus (like Jesus, we got dicks like Jesus, dicks like Jesus)

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Written by: ARMEN MELICK, YESHE PERL, SIMON REX

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