Let's Go Bowling

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The Arrogant Worms

The Arrogant Worms are a Canadian musical comedy trio that parodies many musical genres. They are well known for their humorous on-stage banter in addition to their music. more »


Year:
1992
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Well grab your shoes, and grab your balls
And lets head to those heavenly halls
Sit on down and grab a beer
Because bowling time is pretty near

Tortured men forget their pain
When they head to the bowling lane
Let's go bowling
Let's go bowling, got a coupon

Let's go bowling, for a free game
Let's go bowling
Let's go bowling, let's go bowling
Let's do it now

Because Wrestlemania's fine by me
Monster trucks are a sight to see
A cultured life, that's nice and all
But there ain't nothing better than a bowling ball

You know the sport that God would choose
Is the one with the three-tone leather-sole shoes
Let's go bowling
Let's go bowling, got a coupon

Let's go bowling, from a juice can
Let's go bowling
Let's go bowling, let's go bowling
Let's do it now

Yes bowling! The sport of kings! The sport of queens!
The sport of dukes...Earls...Bos...Johns...anything that
Looks good when it's embroidered on a polyester shirt.
And you know, bowling takes on this almost religious

Significance because it's so much like a religion.
I mean the ball is round, like the earth, and it's got
The holy trinity: the Father, the Son, and the..
Thumbhole. And as you roll the ball down the alley of

Life...Striking out the pagan religions of the past...
Sparing them the anguish of their lives in the gutter...
Framing their existence in an eternal metaphysicalness
Something like a 7-10 split!

We'll be bowling in Moosejaw (yeah, yeah)
We'll be bowling in Hickton (yeah, yeah)
We'll be bowling in Gander (yeah, yeah)
And in the Kingston Township (yeah, yeah)

We'll be bowling Vancouver, bowling Saskatoon
Someday they'll even be bowling on the moon
I said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Let's go bowling

Let's go bowling, got a coupon
Let's go bowling, for free shoes
Let's go bowling
Let's go bowling, let's go bowling

Let's do it now

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Written by: GAVIN JAMES MCGREGOR DUNBAR, JOHN HENDERSON, KENNETH JOHN MCKEEVE, LEE ALEXANDER THOMSON, LINDSAY BOYD, TRACYANNE CAMPBELL

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