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The Lonely Island

The Lonely Island is an American comedy troupe composed of Akiva "Kiv" Schaffer, Jorma "Jorm" Taccone, and Andy Samberg, best known for their comedic music. Originally from Berkeley, California, the group is currently based in New York City. The group broke out due to their collective work from 2005–2011 on Saturday Night Live. Samberg and Schaffer continue to work at the show, with occasional input from Taccone, though Samberg announced at the end of the 37th season that he would not return to SNL. more »

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2011

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Hey man
Hey,
Dude you're looking pretty swoll' have you been working out?
Uh Yeah! Why you looking?
Oh no not like that man I mean no homo
Oh no homo cool

When you want to compliment a friend, no homo
But you don't want that friendship to end, no homo
To tell a dude just how you feel, no homo
Just say no homo so he knows the deal no homo

Yo man you got a fresh style, no homo
And you know you got the best smile, no homo
Your girlfriend is a lucky lady, no homo
With your looks you'd make a handsome baby, no homo

I like the way your shoulders fill out that shirt, no homo
It's hard to pull it off but you make it work, no homo
Hey yo I kinda like your natural scent, no homo
Hey I kinda like the musical Rent, no homo

Man I can't decide who wore it best, no homo
But I'm feelin Diane Keaton's vest, no homo
I admitted I'm a fashionista, no homo
And I know every line of Mystic Pizza, no homo

Damn this rose is something special (no homo)
Yeah, we should goof around and wrestle (no homo)
Let's hit the hot tub and take a dunk (no homo)
We're all friends ain't no need for trunks (no homo)

Man I'm really feeling buzzed right now (no homo)
Are you really feeling buzzed right now? (no homo)
Yo we should watch this gay porno tape (no homo)
But as a joke 'cause we're all straight (no homo)

Man you could wash laundry on those abs (no homo)
Yo I think girls look good in drag (no homo)
Hey I've been thinking about posing nude (no homo)
Yo I've been thinking about fucking a dude (no homo)

We could three-way sixty nine (no homo)
Or human centipede in a line (no homo)
Or some docking could be hella fun ( no homo)
Oh yeah man or I could do this one (no homo)

Hey yo no homo but I wanna dress up like Dorothy
And butt f*ck a dude while he sixty nine's Morrissey(?)
No homo but I wish I lived in Ancient Greece
To gave young Socrates the illful release

Hey yo no homo but today I'm coming out the closet
Wanna scream it from the mountains like a gay prophet
These two words have set me free (no homo)
Damn it feels good to be (no homo)

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