Natalie's Rap
The Lonely Island
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We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman. Hello So, Natalie, what's the day in life of Natalie Portman like? Do you really want to know? Yes, tell us I don't sleep motherfucker Off that yak and Durban Doing 120 getting head while I'm swerving Damn Natalie you a crazy chick Yo shut the f*ck up and suck my dick I bust in dudes mouth like gushers motherfucker Roll up on NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker (What you want Natalie) To drink and fight (what you need Natalie) To f*ck all night Don't test when I'm crazy on that airplane glue Put my foot down your throat 'Til you shit in my shoe Leave you screaming Pay for my dry cleaning F*ck your man It's my name that he's screaming I'm sorry Natalie, but are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated? I never said I was a role model What about the kids that look up to you? Do you have a message for them? All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick It's Portman mother fucker Drink till I'm sick Slit your throat And poor nitrous down the hole Watch you laugh and cry While I laugh you die And all the dudes You know I'm talking to you (we love you Natalie) I wanna f*ck you too P is for Portman P is for pussy! I'll kill your fucking dog for fun so don't push me Well, Natalie I'm surprised. All this from a Harvard graduate. Well there's a lot you may not know about me. Really? Such as? When I was in Harvard I smoked weed every day I cheated every test And snorted all the yay I gotta a def posse And you gotta buncha dudes I sit right down on your face and take a shit Natalie you are a bad ass bitch (hell yeah!) And I always pay for your dry cleaning When my shit gets in your shoe (What!?) As for the drug use Well I can vouch for that My dick is scared of you Girl Okie-doke. One final question, If you steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood, Who would it No more questions
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Written by: AKIVA SCHAFFER, ANDREW D. SAMBERG, ASA TACCONE, JORMA TACCONE
Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Universal Music Publishing Group, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Downtown Music Publishing, Songtrust Ave
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10 facts about this song
Band Formation Facts"The Lonely Island" band, which performs the song "Natalie's Rap", is a comedy trio formed by Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, and Andy Samberg. These talented individuals were friends from childhood who started creating comedic songs together before they got their breakout.
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Saturday Night Live (SNL) FactsThe song "Natalie's Rap" made its debut on "Saturday Night Live" (SNL) as one of their Digital Shorts, a series of comedic and often absurd musical sketches which the band members were involved in during their time on the show.
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Collaborative FactsThe song features Natalie Portman, an A-list Hollywood actress known for her roles in films like "Black Swan" and "Star Wars." The song portrays a ridiculous, rude, and violent version of Portman, which greatly contrasts with her public image.
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Song Popularity Facts"Natalie's Rap" went viral quickly after its debut on SNL due to its comedic aspects and surprising lyrics, making it one of the most popular Digital Shorts produced by the show.
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Award Facts"Natalie's Rap" won a Creative Arts Emmy for Outstanding Original Song in 2007, showcasing the undeniable talent behind this comedic masterpiece.
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Sequel FactsIn 2018, nearly 12 years after the original "Natalie's Rap", "The Lonely Island" and Natalie Portman released a sequel song titled "Natalie's 2nd Rap", which embraced the same comedic spirit and exaggerated portrayal of Portman.
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Album Release Facts"Natalie's Rap" is included in The Lonely Island's debut album, "Incredibad", which was released in 2009. This album further thrust the group into the limelight, solidifying their stand in the comedy music scene.
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Song Lyrics FactsContrary to her elegant and refined onscreen characters, the lyrics of "Natalie's Rap" show Portman from a hilariously gangsta perspective, talking about drugs, violence, and other explicit scenarios, making it a unique collaboration.
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Music Video FactsThe music video for "Natalie's Rap" equally shares the same comedic essence, featuring Natalie Portman in a variety of wild and diverse settings, including a classroom where she is instructing children in a violent, non-educational way.
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Parody FactsAs with many of their songs, "Natalie's Rap" pokes fun at the stereotypical style of gangster rap songs, using expletive-laden, boastful lyrics about illegal activities and demonstrating an irony that has captivated audiences for years.
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