Weapons of Bass Destruction

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Rhett Akins

Thomas Rhett Akins Sr. (born October 13, 1969) is an American country singer and songwriter. Signed to Decca Records between 1994 and 1997, he released two albums for the label (1995's A Thousand Memories and 1996's Somebody New), followed by 1998's What Livin's All About on MCA Nashville. Friday Night in Dixie was released in 2002 on Audium Entertainment. Overall, Akins's albums have accounted for fourteen singles on the Billboard country singles charts, including the Number One "Don't Get Me Started" from 1996. more »

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2010

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I'm on a first name basis at the tackle shop,
Got a charge account running up non-stop
They ought to give me my own parking spot
I can't fit another plug in my tackle box
It's always under construction
For all my weapons of bass destruction

I got buzz baits, zara spooks, pumpkin seed zoom flutes, booyah crawfish jigs, 
I got a 7 foot flipping stick and all the soft plastics
To hook one on a Texas ri
My Wife stays on me and the banker just told me
That he's working on a tax deduction
For all the money I'm dropping
On my weapons of bass destruction

Hank Parker's got a wire tap on my phone
Bill Dance won't leave me the hell alone
Outdoor Channel wants to do a show
They wanna film me jaw jerkin down on Okeechobee
They better come with some high def production
Cause I got weapons of bass destruction

I got jitterbugs and hulapoppers, crank baits and wood choppers, 
devil horses and broke backs, grass frogs and chug bugs, 
straining on my cow cut? offset shank mustads,
I got a 250 Johnson, and a Redman sponsor,
And a Ranger in custom production to haul around me and my buddies
And my weapons of bass destruction

My boat is my bunker, where I haul in all my lunkers
I got buzz baits, zara spooks, bubblegum zoom flutes, booyah crawfish jigs,
I got a 7 foot carrot stik, all the soft plastics, to hook a Carolina rig
When I drag it through the moss
And I hook on haus you never seen such a big eruption
When they light into my weapons of bass destruction
Tell Obama to come find me because
I ain't hidin' my weapons of bass destruction

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