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Artis Leon Ivey Jr. (born August 1, 1963), better known by the stage name Coolio, is an American Grammy Award-winning musician, rapper, actor, and record producer. He is best known for the song "Gangsta's Paradise", and the theme song for Kenan & Kel, a Nickelodeon show from 1996 to 2000. more »

Year:

1994

3:13

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Once upon a time in a land called f*ck 
Lived a duck named Donald and his mother was a cluck 
Mickey Mouse wore a rag  pants in a sag 
Neighborhood kingpin  but his brother was a fag 

Donald had beef  so Mickey couldn't sleep 
They was hootin' for a while  and it was gettin' kinda deep 
Bugs Bunny had the props on the Eastside spots 
Known to hit a five from a mile with a shot 

Goofy was Mickey Mouse right hand man 
One day smoked a stick, and came up with a brand 
Called Pixie and Dixie, two killers from Chicago 
A game of 5K, to eliminate Donald 

But what they didn't know, is Donald was a G 
Had big time respect, from the West to the East 
Haps up see, and listen to the funk 
First chapter in the funky cartoon from the ghetto 

Huey and Duey and Louie with a 
Shot down Mickey Mouse made .. Minnie 
Everybody know Minnie got shot down 
And the cop on the case was Huckleberry Hound 

Huckleberry had a Deputy, by the name of Dog 
Eye-witness to the crime was Kermit the Frog 
But Kermit was scared and he wouldn't testify 
Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by 

On Donald Duck, but they shot and they missed 
And now Bugs Bunny is gettin' kind of pissed 
'Cause the shot that they missed hit his homeboy Elmer 
Bugs sellin' drugs on the motherfuckin' corner 

The future's lookin' shitty in f*ck city 
So they called in the Feds, Beetlejuice and Miss Piggy 
Shit's on the street, no that's how it goes 
Scene two in the funky cartoon from the ghetto 

Now the war is on and Mickey Mouse is dead 
Quick Draw McGraw took two to the head 
Huey and Duey and Louie got caught 
And now they in the county, ready to sell out 

Pixie and Dixie's on the run from the mob 
'Cause they tried to kill Donald and they didn't do the job 
Bugs Bunny got popped, in a bar gettin' drunk 
Bullet fucked up Beetlejuice, while Miss Piggy had a pump 

Donald got the word that his nephews was snitchin' 
So Tom and Jerry stuck em on they way to the kitchen 
Goofy was a punk and everybody knew 
Him and Huckleberry Hound was spotted drinkin' brew 

In the alley out back, in the corner in the dark 
But they both got smoked by Jabberjaw the Shark 
Donald Duck got the whole damn city sewed up 
In a ghetto cartoon in a land called f*ck

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