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Alice Donut

Alice Donut is a punk rock band from New York City. Formed in 1986, disbanded in 1996, and re-formed in 2001. Between 1989 and 1996 the band toured vigorously in the United States, Europe and Japan and played over 1000 live performances. Between 1987 and 2011, Alice Donut released ten full-length albums and around 16 EPs, singles, and other releases on Jello Biafra's Alternative Tentacles label and various other labels. more »

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1991

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How I love to sleep
I was back in Mahomet, Illinois,
A Mongoloid child played with
A bright orange smurf ball

Gurgling to himself contentedly
Next to a tree. In the middle
Of the street stood a small
Repulsive chihuahua-like beast with

Huge bulging lascivious eyes and sickly
Liver spotted skin. It lifted its tail
And I saw a strange puckered
Cuntlike orafice with a tongue.

The beast started whispering to me
Beckoning to me. Mongo started jumping
Up and down screaming. The neighbors
Ran to their trailor homes and locked

Their doors. I was possessed.
I picked up the beast and
Fucked it with uncontrolled lust.
It turned its head and leered at

Me as I pumped it again and again.
It started laughing. Suddenly a sharp
Striking pain shot deep into my bowels.
I pulled out. The beast, still laughing

Deposited a milky afterbirth substance
Then ran into the woods. At the base of
My penis, the beast's sphincter was
Clamped down hard. I cut it off with a

Boyscout knife. The neighbors stared
From their windows. "Look at me!" I screamed
"I f*ck your neighborhood pets!"
I went home and hid inside my room.

From the window I saw a police car next
To the afterbirth in the street. A fat redneck
Cop waddled out of the squad car bent over
Picked up a nugget of placenta sniffed it and

Said, "Yep it's been fucked get out an A.P.B.
Immediately!" I locked the doors. My belly hurt
More and more. My cock turned grey and liverspotted
Like the beast. I squeezed the head and a parasitic

Blood worm oozed out. I grabbed the worm
And pulled it out slowly. Layers of skin from
My belly to my upper thighs dissolved as I
Pulled the worm. Like an onion, layer

After layer of epidermis melted off my body with
Each tug of the worm. I woke up.
I was pissing straight up into the air through
The semi-erect tissue of a descending piss boner.

It splashed against my stomach and thighs.
God I love to sleep.

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