Cheaper Than a Shrink

George Strait

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George Strait

George Harvey Strait (born May 18, 1952) is an American country music singer, actor, and music producer. Strait is referred to as the "King of Country," and critics call Strait a living legend. He is known for his unique style of western swing music, bar-room ballads, honky-tonk style, and fresh yet traditional Country music. George Strait holds the world record for more number-one hit singles than any other artist in the history of music on any chart or in any genre, having recorded 59 number-one hit singles as of 2012. more »


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2015
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I was sittin' in a chair at the H&R Block
Some bean-countin' pencil pusher runnin' up the clock
Said, "I've tallied up your numbers for the end of the year
And son, you've spent a small fortune on liquor and beer"

I said, it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
It's sixteen-fifty for a bottle of Jack
No pouring out your heart to some high-dollar quack
Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done
And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun

And it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
Aw, it's cheaper than a shrink

Now me and her had this little problem between us
Tryin' to bridge the gap between Mars and Venus
She said, "Honey, I think we need to see a marital counselor"
I said, "All we need to do is slam a case of twelve-ouncers"

'Cause it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
About eighteen bucks'll get you four six-packs
No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack
Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done
Gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun

And it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
Yeah, it's cheaper than a shrink

If liquor prices soared as high as gasoline
Then I'd a-quit drinkin' back when I was nineteen
It's the oldest, most proven form of therapy
The best thing about it far as I can see is that it's

Cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
And it's cheaper than a shrink

Aw, you just pour and drink
And it's a whole lot cheaper than some big-town, clock-hound, drag-you-down shrink

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Written by: BILL ANDERSON, BUDDY CANNON, JAMEY JOHNSON

Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC

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