2 Banditos

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The Lonely Island

The Lonely Island is an American comedy troupe composed of Akiva "Kiv" Schaffer, Jorma "Jorm" Taccone, and Andy Samberg, best known for their comedic music. Originally from Berkeley, California, the group is currently based in New York City. The group broke out due to their collective work from 2005–2011 on Saturday Night Live. Samberg and Schaffer continue to work at the show, with occasional input from Taccone, though Samberg announced at the end of the 37th season that he would not return to SNL. more »


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2016
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Ooh, two banditos

Well howdy ma'am, we the two banditos
Up in the club wearing bright pink tuxedos
Similar to autopedos, (?)
Gotta turn that frown into more of a frown
Hunter's thinking they were Conner4Real, what's the deal?
I'm on some white boy shit man, tryna stack a mil'
Yeah, I'm also on my white boy shit, that's my birthright
Call my dick the shooting star (why?) cause it burns, right?
I fucked your first cousin with the didgeridoo
And when she came, you know it sounded like "wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow"

Yeah, you know we're two banditos
Yeah, you know we're two banditos
Yeah, you know we're two banditos
Do a little dance and I drink a little water

Man, how'd I get the money? (don't worry 'bout it)
Why they kissing on my couch? (don't worry 'bout it)
How they get so cool? (don't worry 'bout it)
You've been struck by the two banditos
What the f*ck is that? (don't worry 'bout it)
Does this make me look fat? (don't worry 'bout it)
I just ate a fucking rat (don't worry 'bout it)
You've been struck by the two banditos
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, stupid!

My name is Connor and I'm not a model citizen
I'll take a swig from this bottle that I drizzle in
Swimming in her prison, man, my interests is dwindling
And I'm hella bored too, f*ck it
Banditos eat a lot of burritos
While we're fucking bald eagles
Hey, let's go back to the chorus dude (oh, okay)

Yeah, we're two cute little kittens
Yeah, we're two cute little kittens
Yeah, we're two cute little kittens
Shut the f*ck up!
Thank you

We just robbed the place (don't worry 'bout it)
They just licked my face (don't worry 'bout it)
Took a shit in your food (don't worry 'bout it, rude!)
You've been struck by the two banditos
Pop this pill (don't worry 'bout it)
Is that cocaine? (don't worry 'bout it)
What is life? (don't worry 'bout it)
You've been struck by the two banditos
Wow wow wow wow mother fucker (wow)

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Written by: ANDY SAMBERG, AKIVA SCHAFFER, JORMA TACCONE, JUSTIN FRANKS, TAMIR MUSKAT, ORI KAPLAN, TOMER YOSEF

Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.

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