Allentown
Ed Helms
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Well we're living here in Allentown And he's driven our lives into the ground When we woke up we were wasted and drunk Phil got shot, we got beaten by a monk I was happy and my life was good Getting married like a dentist should Roasting marshmallows on a stick I got fucked in the ass by a girl with a dick (I remember that) And we're living here here in Allentown But they're taking Teddy's finger now And I'm pretty sure I'm going to lose my shit And shoot Allen in the face Then shoot myself (You totally butchered that song. You totally butchered my life)
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