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Monty Python (sometimes known as The Pythons) was a British surreal comedy group that created Monty Python's Flying Circus, a British television comedy sketch show that first aired on the BBC on 5 October 1969. Forty-five episodes were made over four series. The Python phenomenon developed from the television series into something larger in scope and impact, spawning touring stage shows, films, numerous albums, several books and a stage musical as well as launching the members to individual stardom. The group's influence on comedy has been compared to The Beatles' influence on music. more »

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1983

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DAD: 
There are Jews in the world. 
There are Buddhists. 
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then 
There are those that follow Mohamed, but 
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic, 
And have been since before I was born, 
And the one thing they say about Catholics is: 
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer. 
You don't have to have a great brain. 
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're 
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because...

Every sperm is sacred. 
Every sperm is great. 
If a sperm is wasted, 
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN: 
Every sperm is sacred. 
Every sperm is great. 
If a sperm is wasted, 
God gets quite irate.

GIRL: 
Let the heathen spill theirs 
On the dusty ground. 
God shall make them pay for 
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN: 
Every sperm is wanted. 
Every sperm is good. 
Every sperm is needed 
In your neighborhood.

MUM: 
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, 
Spill theirs just anywhere, 
But God loves those who treat their 
Semen with more care.

MEN: 
Every sperm is sacred. 
Every sperm is great. 
WOMEN: 
If a sperm is wasted... 
CHILDREN: 
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST: 
Every sperm is sacred. 
BRIDE and GROOM: 
Every sperm is good. 
NANNIES: 
Every sperm is needed... 
CARDINALS: 
...In your neighborhood!

CHILDREN: 
Every sperm is useful. 
Every sperm is fine. 
FUNERAL CORTEGE: 
God needs everybody's. 
MOURNER #1: 
Mine! 
MOURNER #2: 
And mine! 
CORPSE: 
And mine!

NUN: 
Let the Pagan spill theirs 
O'er mountain, hill, and plain. 
HOLY STATUES: 
God shall strike them down for 
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE: 
Every sperm is sacred. 
Every sperm is good. 
Every sperm is needed 
In your neighborhood.

Every sperm is sacred. 
Every sperm is great. 
If a sperm is wasted, 
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

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