Revenge of the Nerds

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Jonah Kirsten Sorrentino (born June 26, 1975), better known by his stage name KJ-52, is a Christian rapper from Tampa, Florida. The "KJ" part of his name refers to his old rap alias, "King J. Mac," a name which he later described in one of his podcasts as "horribly cheesy."[not in citation given] "52", which is pronounced "five two", not "fifty-two", is a reference to the Biblical story of Jesus feeding the multitude with five loaves and two fish, which is also sung about in his song "Push Up" from The Yearbook and in the "KJ Five Two" on It's Pronounced 'Five Two.[not in citation given] He was awarded the Rap/Hip Hop Recorded Song of the Year for "Never Look Away" and Rap/Hip Hop Album of the Year at the GMA Dove Awards of 2007. On July 28, 2009, KJ-52 relea… more »

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2002

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Would you please,
would you dance with me, 
my darling would you please take a chance with me, 
I see you over there with the jocks, 
I see you over there with the rich boys, 
I see you over there with all the pretty girls, 
and I'm asking one thing... 

Back in the day I used to rock the MC Hammer pants 
jump in the middle of the party bust the running man 
doing the Roger Rabbit at the middle school dance 
got my man next to the bleachers now that's where we stand 
walk up to the girl like “now will you dance with me?” 
she's like “well listen you'll never ever have a chance with me 
I got a boyfriend and he's at like six foot three 
250 pounds and he could beat you up in his sleep 
and I'm like “well really what's that got to do with me?” 
I don't see him around here so why don't you just come with me 
I'll get you some fruit punch maybe some cookies 
I got the new Vanilla Ice tape how can you not love me? 
she's like “well first off all your pants is straight ugly 
you can't dance and your personality just bug's me 
so back up off me cause I really got's to let you know 
that my boyfriend's right over there ohh I got to go 

Would you please,
would you dance with me, 
my darling would you please take a chance with me, 
I see you over there with the jocks, 
I see you over there with the rich boys, 
I see you over there with all the pretty girls, 
and I'm asking one thing... 

I grew up in Inglewood a little brown boy 
had straight hair and I rocked corduroy 
walked down Venice way in my own way 
wasn't very popular with the girls in 5th grade 
they used to call me nerd 
that was even if they used to call me at all 
across the school hall I put my head and thought 
what could I do to pursue and fought 
in my own mind was a struggle of sorts 
school was a game and I was off court 
on the bench and the coach wouldn't let me off once 
I sat in the corner of the yard like a dunce 
and all I ever wanted was the girl to have lunch 
maybe in the cafeteria with some punch 
but it didn't happen I didn't have heart 
cause I knew how it would end from the start and then I asked... 

Would you please,
would you dance with me, 
my darling would you please take a chance with me, 
I see you over there with the jocks, 
I see you over there with the rich boys, 
I see you over there with all the pretty girls, 
and I'm asking one thing...  

when I was growing up it was hard to be happy 
kids knock the books out my hand and make fun of my acne (exactly) 
give me a wedgie while they throw spitballs at me 
and stuff me in my own locker and laugh at me 
(ahhhh ha..) oh you think that's real funny 
cause I'm 5 foot with huge feet and I dress crummy 
and all the school bullies want to just take my lunch money 
c'mon man I only got a dollar twenty 
ya know ya life is just really sad man 
when you play dodge ball your picked as the last man 
and ya run as fast as ya can just like a mad man 
cause the football team wants to throw you in the trash can 
so really will this madness ever end 
really will the nerd ever get revenge? 
will this girl call me back at around ten? 
will you go out w/ me? I just want to be friends 

Would you please,
would you dance with me, 
my darling would you please take a chance with me, 
I see you over there with the jocks, 
I see you over there with the rich boys, 
I see you over there with all the pretty girls, 
and I'm asking one thing...  

Now days I'm a little older plus a little bolder 
but it seems like I just can't get over 
you ever have a day where nothing goes right 
well that just seems to be the story of my whole entire life 
so anybody out there know what I mean? 
to feel like your third string on a football team? 
and ya never ever gonna reach any of your dreams? 
and your only hope is making onion rings at burger king 
but now a days a lot of things done changed 
since Christ came into my life now and just rearranged 
the way I look at myself son it ain't the same 
I drive in a whole ‘nother lane going against the grain 
I know it might just seem a little strange 
the fact remains I changed when I called on his name 
so call me a nerd call me lame it don't matter to me 
see all I need to know is that my wife will dance with me 

Would you please,
would you dance with me, 
my darling would you please take a chance with me, 
I see you over there with the jocks, 
I see you over there with the rich boys, 
I see you over there with all the pretty girls, 
and I'm asking one thing...

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