Cledus' Christmas Ball

Cledus T. Judd

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Cledus T. Judd

Barry Poole (born December 18, 1964, in Cartersville, Georgia) is an American country music artist who records under the name Cledus T. Judd. Known primarily for his parodies of popular country music songs, he has been called the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music, and his albums are usually an equal mix of original comedy songs and parodies. Judd has released nine studio albums and two EPs, and several of their singles have entered the Billboard Hot Country Songs charts. His highest chart peak is the No. 48 "I Love NASCAR", a parody of Toby Keith's 2003 single "I Love This Bar”. Poole graduated from Cass High School in Cartersville, Georgia in 1982. more »


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2002
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SANTA
HO HO HO HO HO
hohohohohohoho
And what do you want for Christmas little Sam?

SAM
I want the Billy Gilman action figure

SANTA
What about you Suzie?

SUZIE
I want the Grand Old Opry nativity scene

SANTA
And what about you Cledus?

CLEDUS
Well Santa
It's not what I want.
It's what I want to give...

It's Christmastime in Nashville for country singers one and all
I'm going to give a right nutty party
It's Cledus' Christmas Ball

I sent out the invitations
Heck I even rented out the hall
And I've got a big SACK full of presents

Male [CHORUS]
Cledus' Christmas ball...

Dolly Parton brought two JUGS
(*wolf whistle*)
Of wine everyone admired
Montgomery Gentry spiked the eggnog

Female [CHORUS]
Chestnut's roasting on an open fire

Somebody get Mark off of there
Ah the twin fiddles are playing'
And it's a sewingin' time for all
YEE HAW
Everybody's dancin' around

Male [CHORUS]
Cledus' Christmas ball
HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO

Shania'a under the mistletoe
And that line was slap down the hall
Boy I hope she enjoys kissin'

Male [CHORUS]
Cledus' Christmas ball

Willie Nelson's homemade brownies
Brought us all good cheer
Garth retired early again

[CHORUS]
But he'll be back next year

You can count on THAT
The party's dyin' down now
So

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Written by: BRETT BEAVERS, JAMES BEAVERS, MAL WALDRON

Lyrics © HIPGNOSIS SONGS GROUP, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC

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