Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas

Cledus T. Judd

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Cledus T. Judd

Barry Poole (born December 18, 1964, in Cartersville, Georgia) is an American country music artist who records under the name Cledus T. Judd. Known primarily for his parodies of popular country music songs, he has been called the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music, and his albums are usually an equal mix of original comedy songs and parodies. Judd has released nine studio albums and two EPs, and several of their singles have entered the Billboard Hot Country Songs charts. His highest chart peak is the No. 48 "I Love NASCAR", a parody of Toby Keith's 2003 single "I Love This Bar”. Poole graduated from Cass High School in Cartersville, Georgia in 1982. more »


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Only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas
The kids have already started making out their wish list
All of those brand new toys they opened up this morning
Should come with a warning:

Soon becomes old and boring.
Back to the malls there's not one second to waste
Use Grandma's car and get a handicapped parking space
There's only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas

HO HO HO
No here we go again...
Only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas
Manger scenes are on sale get a free Baby Jesus

So many gifts to buy
So little cash to spend
The second to spend
The second that it ends

It starts all over again.
Might as well leave the tree up
And the lights right where they are
It may seem far away

But it's really not that far
There's only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas
HO HO HO
No here we go again...

I say that's 364 days times 24 hours
4 times 4 is 16
4 times 6 is 24 plus 1 is 25
4 times 3 is 12 plus 4 is 14

Drop the zeroes down
2 times 4 is 8
2 times 6 is 12 plus 2 is 12
2 times 3 is 6 plus 7

Drop the zero
That's 6
8 plus 5 is 13
14 times 2 is 7

7 plus 1
That's 8,736 hours to Christmas
My gosh that ain't much time
I think I' better go

I think that was right
Only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas
I can't believe how little stress-free time that gives us
The credit's all been maxed out

But there's still layaway
Start now and you might pay
It off before the holiday
Scratch out those names

We can re-use those Christmas cards
Save the wrapping paper
And keep the snow chains on the tires
There's only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas

HO HO HO
No here we go again...
Blow blow blow
And lots of dough

Ho Ho Ho
No here we go again

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Written by: BRUCE BURCH, CHRIS CLARK, CLEDUS T. JUDD

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