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A tankard is a form of drinkware consisting of a large, roughly cylindrical, drinking cup with a single handle. Tankards are usually made of silver, pewter, or glass, but can be made of other materials, for example wood, ceramic or leather. A tankard may have a hinged lid, and tankards featuring glass bottoms are also fairly common. Tankards are shaped and used similarly to beer steins. more »

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2003

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Sticky hands, smelly feet
Badly breath, fart of death
Please don´t mind my running nose
I´ve got everything you need

I gotta good feel, this is a good deal
Gimme your Dollars, make it real
Tomorrow´s too late, for every good trade
Don´t think about it, don´t hesitate

Come on in, look around
Please beware, rancid air
I sell guns and animals
See my sex-toys? Best in town!

 A piece of cake, a piece of cake
 Can get ya porn-shit, or pink shampoo
 I have the coolest and lowest prices
 The people call me "Zero Dude"
 My hair is fake, my hair is fake
 No problem, man, I´ve got attidude
 I am the man with the million lighters
 The people call me "Zero Dude"

Russian furs, french perfume
Irish stew, british glue
I sell safes and satellites
Michael Jackson´s silicon

I gotta good feel, this is a good deal
Gimme your Dollars, make it real
Tomorrow´s too late, for every good trade
Don´t think about it, don´t hesitate

Tell your friends ´bout my shop
Come again, buy a lot
Doesn´t matter, if you´re broke
I take your wife, if she is hot

 A piece of cake, a piece of cake
 Can get ya porn-shit, or pink shampoo
 I have the coolest and lowest prices
 The people call me "Zero Dude"
 My hair is fake, my hair is fake
 No problem, man, I´ve got attidude
 I am the man with the million lighters
 The people call me "Zero Dude" 

Sticky hands, smelly feet
Badly breath, fart of death
Please don´t mind my running nose
I´ve got everything you need

I gotta good feel, this is a good deal
Gimme your Dollars, make it real
Tomorrow´s too late, for every good trade
Don´t think about it, don´t hesitate
Come on in, look around
Please beware, rancid air
I sell guns and animals
See my sex-toys? Best in town!

 A piece of cake, a piece of cake
 Can get ya porn-shit, or pink shampoo
 I have the coolest and lowest prices
 The people call me "Zero Dude"
 My hair is fake, my hair is fake
 No problem, man, I´ve got attidude
 I am the man with the million lighters
 The people call me "Zero Dude"

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