One Jack Off

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Cledus T. Judd

Barry Poole (born December 18, 1964, in Cartersville, Georgia) is an American country music artist who records under the name Cledus T. Judd. Known primarily for his parodies of popular country music songs, he has been called the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music, and his albums are usually an equal mix of original comedy songs and parodies. Judd has released nine studio albums and two EPs, and several of their singles have entered the Billboard Hot Country Songs charts. His highest chart peak is the No. 48 "I Love NASCAR", a parody of Toby Keith's 2003 single "I Love This Bar”. Poole graduated from Cass High School in Cartersville, Georgia in 1982. more »

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2004

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Every Friday night I go to bubba's hardware store
And give the secret knock on the private stockroom door
Good ol' boys are shootin craps playin' five card stud
Hot lookin' women
Ice cold suds
This blonde was playin' poker
She was on a roll
I sat down beside her with my ace in the hole
I had to draw a jack to win
With a straight ace high
But win I drew that card
I kissed that pot goodbye

cause I'm one jack off
Here in my hand
I got an ace, a king, a queen, and a ten and
Now I'm in a jam
I was doin' fine till I pulled that nine
That's win I went soft
I was temptin' fate with an ace high stright
But I'm one jack off

I've played with this deck so long its messin' with my mind
I've heard it said to much of this it can make a man go blind
I can't let her beat me but I ain't got a prayer
I'm sure she's got a real good hand
I see she's got a pair
I stared across the table
Hopin' that she calls
Then when she raised me
Well I dang near lost it all
I tried to pull it out figurin' Id bluff
But win I showed her what I had
She said to bad your one jack off

I'm just one jack off
Ain't that great
She said nice try but nine, ten, queen, king, ace don't make a straight
I said how about another round
She said adie up there hoss
She took all my money
And I'm still one jack off

I'm one jack off
Just my luck
She won my favorite pair of cowboy boots
And the pink slip to my truck
I knew Id have to come again next week
To get back what I lost
That's the story of my life
Its seems I'm always one jack off

That's right

One jack off

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