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Larry the Cable Guy

Daniel Lawrence Whitney (born February 17, 1963), known professionally by his stage name Larry the Cable Guy, is an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, country music artist and former radio personality.He was one of the members of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which included Bill Engvall, Ron White, and Jeff Foxworthy (with whom he has starred on Blue Collar TV). Larry the Cable Guy has released seven comedy albums, of which three have been certified gold by the RIAA for shipments of 500,000 copies and in addition has starred in three Blue Collar Comedy Tour–related films, as well as in Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector, Delta Farce, and Witless Protection, as well as voicing Mater in the Cars franchise. Whitney's catchphrase "Git… more »

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2004

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Get a job, you bum bum bum bum
Money don't grow on trees, you bum bum bum bum, 

Silent Farts, Deadly Farts, 
All was calm, Not for long, 

Oh come on ye little forner see
Ome and get them green cards 
And learn some damn english and than how to drive

I wish my mother-in-law got Hit by a car
I Wish my mother-in-law got hit by a car 
I Wish my mother-in-law got hit by a car
So I wouldn't have to hear her Bitch

Blue Balls, Blue balls
Its doller night, at the titty Club
See them Dance on my Pants, soon it will be bathroom time

You better watch Out I think she's a guy 
I ain't quite sure but somethin ain't right 
Janet reno?s comin to town 

Donny the retard had an 8 pound water head 
He was 5 foot 3 and he said to me 
'My names donny?, 

The First queir santa clause wore red leather chaps, 
And a pair of white shorty sorts 
That had a hole in the back, 

I pissed my pants, the tolit was just to far
I Drunk to much damn Beer
I tried to hold it in, but my bladder just gave in
And I pissed right through my drawers
Riright through my Wrangler drawers, 
I pissed 
I pissed 
Right my Wrangler Drawers

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