Southern Girl
Christine Kane
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I've never been to Texas Never been to Ohio Never really thought about it Never cared to go I thought I'd end up in the North In some apartment downtown But I'm living here in Carolina Guess I'm a Southern Girl now Now the lady down the street She got a hundred thousand dogs They're just about the ugliest of things You ever saw They crap right in the road And then they chase me in my car And when there's nothing else to do I watch them humping in the yard Cuz I'm a Southern Girl now Yes I'm a Southern Girl now I go to the diner where the waitress calls me "Hon" And the vegetable is macaroni And it's overdone Just load me full of sweet tea Til my body starts to shake And I won't even ask What is a Chicken Fried Steak Cuz I'm a Southern Girl now Yes I'm a Southern Girl now Well, yes I'll play you "Freebird" It's a sacred holy hymn Your rebel flag is lovely And the south will rise again That woman on your mudflaps In her silver silhouette My friends and I agree Our breasts look just like that Now, feminism isn't gonna Make it big out here So all you little ladies Get this message loud and clear It says right in the bible It's your husband you obey And you'll call it "family values" When he joins the kkk Cuz you're a Southern Girl now Yes you're a Southern Girl now Well, yes I'll play you "Freebird" And I'll let you sing a part And I love Jesse Helms With all my Ache-y Break-y Heart Those ten foot tires on your truck Well mister they are huge The car you drive is so endowed I guess you must be too (Asheville version: Those ten foot tires on your truck Will give us quite a view When we go back and forth and back and forth and back and forth... On Patton Avenue) I guess you sense my sarcasm I guess I'll tell you true I think your truck is ugly I think Jesse Helms is too And I have eaten grits Although they taste like styrofoam And it has been suggested That I "might-could go on home" But I'm a Southern Girl now Yes I'm a Southern Girl now
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Written by: MARK STROBEL
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