Trippin' with Dick Vitale

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Robert James "Bob" Ritchie (born January 17, 1971) known by his stage name Kid Rock, is an American musician, rapper and singer-songwriter. He is popularly known for his first commercial success, the 1998 studio album Devil Without a Cause which sold 13 million albums worldwide. He is a five time Grammy Award nominee and has sold 23.5 million albums in the U.S. and 27 million worldwide. more »

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1993

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Dumb diti dumb dang dang di dumb
2 bums in an alley with a bottle of rum 
1 bum said look Jack I'm the shit
Put his knees to his ears and sucked his own dick 

My mothers crazy I think she sniffs glue
She never liked me and I know that's true 
Kicked me out the crib becuz I got a tattoo
No one loves me and no one cares

And all I ever get is funny stares 
I can't help it if I'm nothin but a wino
So I hang at the zoo chillin with the rhinos 
Stealin' bottles of booze outta A & P

I know a girl at Denny's and I always eat free 
Got the same birthdate as Thomas Crapper
For Christmas I bought the old man the Clapper 
I'm so dapper you can call me Dan

But they call me round eye when I'm chilin in Japan 
Got a bad ass bitch adn she ain't no dike
But f*ck that ho and let me tell ya what I like 
I like bean burritos from Taco Bell

I like trippin on acid with Dick Vitale 
My hair ain't plastic and my clothes aren't clashin'
I write my rhymes on a schooner in a 90's fashion 
Took too many many trip and now I can's stop trippin

My mellow D. killed a rat in the kitchen 
You think you toke tuff I'd disagree
Nobody blows more doobs than Richard D. 
I get ill on hoes who I know ain't fertile

I'm a real jet setter like Cecil turtle 
I'm down with Bill Bands so F*ck Joe Glover
And while I'm at it mother f*ck fat ass Sally Struthers 
You look fine girl kinda undercover

But I can't f*ck ya 'cause you look like my mother 
I said dang digee dang di dang dang
It ain't Eric Estrada or cool and The Gang 
You know I hand in the Clem chillin on the strip

With all them mother fuckers who slang that shit 
You know I'm a pimp hold my dick like a holster
You sing it "all the girls want a kid rock poster" 
Lifes a big joke and that's how it strikes me

But f*ck it 'cause I know "Somebody up there likes me." 
Assholes are only assholes, fo sho'

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