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Kid Rock

Robert James "Bob" Ritchie (born January 17, 1971) known by his stage name Kid Rock, is an American musician, rapper and singer-songwriter. He is popularly known for his first commercial success, the 1998 studio album Devil Without a Cause which sold 13 million albums worldwide. He is a five time Grammy Award nominee and has sold 23.5 million albums in the U.S. and 27 million worldwide. more »

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1993

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Smokin any thing that I can fit in a pipe
Slammin bottles of tussin and going fishing for pike 
Never uptight my high won't permit it
My problem's life but I don't sweat it, just live it 

And I'm not your average rapper
Got the same birthdate as Thomas Crapper 
So bitch better watch your back
'cause I push more power than a Marshall stack 

Never the wack but oh so pesky
Some say I can't flow but mother fucker don't test me 
And if you arrest me you dumb cop
I'll find your daughter and I'll give her this cock 

Kid Rock's my mother fuckin name 
Bitch you know me so pass the O.E. 
And don't talk about takin me out
'cause I got your girl and I'm makin her shout 

Just like a piano I'm really grand
And I got more riffs than Steely Dan 
Some friends call me fly
But most just call me when they want to get high

It ain't the disco Cisco Kid mother fucker
It's the outlasting shotgun-blasting
Dick-swingin' pussy lickin' punk
 little skinny mother fucker and I'm not no hunk 

But I got more rhymes than a cornfield stalks
And I turn more tricks than Tony Hawk 
Walk with a limp 'cause I pimp like a pro
And if ya dis me punk I'll f*ck your ho 

And though you think I'm nothing more than a young punk
I'm like a hound dog chasin a chipmunk 
I move quick like a cheetah
And it ain't shit to me to just beat a 

M.C. down who looks like a dick
Jumpin 'round like a homo on a pogo stick 
Yo rock, What's up stop being a jerk
And just "Give 'em an example of how a D.J. works"

'cause it's blackjack and I got two aces
Been many places seen many faces 
And everywhere I go people want to jive
So I keep my fingers on my .45 

So don't cross my dusty path
Or I'll put my foot up in crusty ass 
Don't front ho pass the jay
Then hear me M.C. and watch me D.J. 

To the beat y'all and I won't stop
And I'ma rock this shit till your eardrums pop 
Everybody's tryin' to get a piece of the pie
But I don't let bullshit spoil my high

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