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Dane Cook

Dane Jeffrey Cook (born March 18, 1972) is an American stand-up comedian and film actor. He has released five comedy albums: Harmful If Swallowed; Retaliation; Vicious Circle; Rough Around The Edges: Live From Madison Square Garden; and Isolated Incident. In 2006, Retaliation became the highest charting comedy album in 28 years and went platinum. He performed an HBO special in the Fall of 2006, Vicious Circle, a straight-to-DVD special titled Rough Around The Edges (which is included in the album of the same name), and a Comedy Central special in 2009 titled Isolated Incident. He is known for his use of observational, often vulgar, and sometimes dark comedy. He is one of the first comedians to use a personal webpage and MySpace to build a large fan base, and … more »

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2005

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There are some things I have learned in my recent past
That I'm excited to share with you tonight
And one thing I've realized is that we all want to leave
Behind a legacy
We all want to be remembered for something
And then I was thinking going, how can I be remembered
And then I suddenly realized you can do it on a daily
Bases
Even if it?s one on one with people
For example, the other day, I saw a young boy
And he was eating an ice cream cone
I ran up and I smashed it into his face

I leaned in, I go, you remember me forever and I ran away
Cause you know when he's 50, he's gonna be like
One day a man ran up to me, I did not know this man
He smashed my treat into my eyes. And he pointed and said
"You fuckin remember me forever."?
But I did not say fuckin, I did not say that.
He added fuckin to make the story more intense and
Interesting.
He deserves to have ice cream smashed in his face,
Cause he?s a lying 50 year old man. I did NOT say fuckin.

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