The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song
Allan Sherman
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This is the start of the large dark aardvark song (Bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum, bum, yeah yeah yeah!) There is a large dark aardvark in the park, They say he's missing from the zoo (That's me, folks!) And the police are looking high and low But they have not seen him, have you? (Peek-a-boo!) Why did he go? Oh, I'll tell you the reason 'Cause it's aardvark mating season When an aardvark makes a date He sneaks right through that old zoo gate So, if you see two aardvarks necking in the park, Don't upset their apple cart Do not be a spy, you're not the FBI And you should never break an aardvark's heart This is the second chorus of the aardvark song To be an aardvark is not easy, folks, 'Cause all you get to eat is ants (Delicious!) And all the other animals make jokes At your attempts to find romance (Very funny) Nobody laughs at hippopotamuses, Or at fat rhinoceroses, But an aardvark makes them howl Because he's neither fish nor fowl He's like a kangaroo in love with a gnu, And that's what makes the zoo folks laugh All of this is so, and here is how I know I'm your friendly neighborhood giraffe! This is the end of the large dark aardvark song (Bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum, bum, yeah yeah yeah!)
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Written by: ALLAN SHERMAN, CY COLEMAN
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