Canadian Idiot [5.1 Surround Sound/Enhanced Stereo/Karaoke Mix][Multime

Weird Al Yankovic

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Weird Al Yankovic

Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic (born October 23, 1959) is an American singer-songwriter, music producer, accordionist, actor, comedian, writer, satirist, and parodist. Yankovic is known for his humorous songs that make light of popular culture and that often parody specific songs by contemporary musical acts. Since his first-aired comedy song in 1976, he has sold more than 12 million albums (as of 2007), recorded more than 150 parody and original songs, and has performed more than 1,000 live shows. His works have earned him three Grammy Awards among nine nominations, four gold records, and six platinum records in the United States. Yankovic's first top ten Billboard album (Straight Outta Lynwood) and single ("White & Nerdy") were both released in 2006… more »


Year:
2006
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Don't want to be a Canadian idiot 

Don't want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut 
And do I look like some frost bitten hose head 
I never learned my alphabet from A to zed 

They all live on donuts and moose meat 
And they leave the house without packin' heat 
Never even bring their guns to the mall 
And you know what else is too funny 
Their stupid monopoly money 
Can't take 'em seriously at all 

Well maple syrup and snow's what they export 
They treat curling just like it's a real sport 
They think their silly accent is so cute 
Can't understand a thing they're talking about 

Sure they got their national health care 
Cheaper meds for prime rates and clean air 
Then again well they got Celine Dion 
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni 
And dream of driving a Zamboni 
All over Saskatchewan 

Don't want to be a Canadian idiot 

We'll figure out their temperature in Celsius 
See the map they're hovering right over us 
Tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous 

Always hear the same kind of story 
Break your nose and they'll just say sorry 
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite 
It's gotta mean they're all up to something 
So quick before they see it coming 
Time for a pre-emptive strike

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Written by: Michael Ryan Pritchard, Frank Edwin III Wright, Billie Joe Armstrong

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