Cocktales
Too Short, Too $hort
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H-E-A-D, All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that P You're just a big freak, you better not complain, When you hear these c***tails and you hear your name. If you a fake b****, ain't no thing I'll pick up the phone and call Janine. If I call Marie, I know for a fact I'm gettin f***ed in my drop top cadillac I met this freak named Naomi Straight dick sucker worked me and my homies. She had a girlfriend, her name was Vicki I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick. She was fine as f***, but can't f*** with Tina Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana. I took her to my house and told her strip Baby got freaky-started doing the splits. I said, "B****!!! Do what you want 'Cause this true blue mack won't even front". I f***ed her with my finger, she tried to cum P**** so tight, it wouldn't give me none I'm Too $hort baby couldn't be no punk I'm trying to get freaky cause I love the funk My dick is big and her n**** had a little one, I didn't f*** her freaky a**, but it was still fun. I know you stop and wonder just what it is.. It's the California lifestyle that I live. My name is Short, my game is long I freak these hoes and sing these songs. I know this girl named Annette Get her all alone and she'll suck your dick Hella freaky...won't say no for s*** You and her all alone, n**** that's your b****. I know another freak her name's Joanne I always get the p**** 'cause I know I can Finest b**** around, ain't got no man Everytime she cross my mind I go f*** her again. She's like another b**** named Christine B**** so dumb, I named her misdemeanor 'Cause it had to be a crime to be that dumb I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth You know I did all that s*** She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna call that b****, And go dig in them guts like a gardener, If she starts screamin', I'm gonna f*** the b**** harder. 'Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I tell so well You don't like my dirty rap you can go to hell 'Cause SAhort Dogg's on the mike tellin' c***tails. I meet the groupies, hookers like Kathy, F***ing M.C.'s cause she's so nasty, See her backstage trying to throw that a**, She just like the freaks and she had to pa** me that p**** You can't stop the b**** Let her roll on my rolls then I drop the b**** My name is Short my game is long I freak these hoes and sing these songs. I know another girl named Stephanie Do anything she can to have sex with me She really don't bring out the best in me But I love her fine a** laying next to me. She's like another freak named Nicole So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold I took her to my house, she gave me the panties I f***ed her so good she told her friend named Angie. Angie called me up about two weeks later Talking some s*** about do me player So I did her just like Tamara, Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera. Next they told a girl named Rocquelle Got my skin all under her fingernails She was diggin in my back while I grind the s*** That was way back now I can't find the b**** But if I do, I'll probably do the same again Break the b**** for everything 'cause I came to pimp. I'm Too Short baby, I don't stop mackin I grab the microphone and I don't stop rappin You can bet your life as I spit these raps I'll be f***ing em' up like that...B****. I know another trick her name was Shery, I had to cut her loose 'cause she wanted to get married P**** so good and I do mean very... Sometimes it's shaved and sometimes it's hairy. I'm Short Dogg ain't nothing nice You ever make me mad and I'll f*** your wife Have fun with your b**** and have her sprung on my dick. I guess I'll pull it out and just cum on your b**** Like my other little tramp named Erika Anywhere I want to f*** that's where I f*** 'Cause she's the freakiest b**** in America Everytime I get the p**** I just tear it up.... 'Cause these are the tales the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so well You don't like my dirty raps you can go to hell 'Cause Short Dogg is on the mike telling c***tales!
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Written by: STUART JORDAN, TODD ANTHONY SHAW
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