The first queer santy clause
Wore red leather chaps
With a pair of white shorty shorts that had a hole in the butt crack »
The First Queer Santy Claus
A Very Larry Christmas
by Larry the Cable Guy
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about
At home where it be warm
You're sound asleep I'm born
I'm a small CHAP walk tall chap
When it rains cats and dogs
From my pocket I pick »
Pac-A-Mac
7
by Madness
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satisfied
I did not realize
That you are not that happy CHAP.
Oh I did not
I did not realize
That every time
You reach a new level
You take one step »
Pushing
If I Were a Melody
by Firefox AK
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CHAP like me
Let's be friendly let's be discreet
Must I fight the feeling that I'm falling
Should we accidentally kiss I'd give up the fight
And we »
Let's Be Friendly
Return to Me
by Dean Martin
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All work and no play
Makes Jack a dull chap
When it comes to the crunch
It s too much I've got to stop
No pain and no gain it s driving me insane »
All Work and No Play
Down the Road
by Van Morrison
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But he's a fat little jap chap
But don't you tell him that
He might slice you in two
Or get tombay the mist on to you
Oh Tokyo, Lived Shintaro
Oh »
Shintaro
Works (Best Of)
by Men at Work
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and chapped lips, and things like chemistry
It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like
It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like
It's »
Chap Stick, Chapped Lips, and Things Like Chemistry
Two Lefts Don't Make a Right... But Three Do
by Relient K
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And a CHAP called McGurk who was scared stiff of work
And a CHAP from West Meade called Malone.
There was Slugger O'Toole who was drunk as a rule »
The Irish Rover
Dubliners Live [Zyx]
by The Dubliners
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It's boots and chaps
It's cowboy hats
It's spurs and latigo
It's the ropes and the reins
And the joy and the pain
And they call the thing rodeo »
Rodeo
Ropin' the Wind
by Garth Brooks
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And they meet
Late on a Saturday
In the grip
Of winter's chapped lips
One's blind
To all he has inside
One's sure
That he knows what life's »
Interlude
Two Tongues
by Two Tongues
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hot, simply teeming with sex
A gay divorcee who is after her ex
It can be Oedipus Rex
Where a CHAP kills his father
And causes a lot of bother »
That's Entertainment!
Fred Astaire at MGM
by Nanette Fabray
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kiss ye and who's gonna miss ye who's gonna hold to your hand
Who's gonna CHAP your candle in wood after I've made new plans
Hey who's gonna be your »
Who's Gonna Mow Your Grass
40 Greatest Hits
by Buck Owens
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Of the people and the places
You hold dear
Sitting on the front porch made our fingers really cold
Could have used some CHAP Stick, but, I found something »
I Don't Know
Rock on Honorable Ones!!!
by Bowling for Soup
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Life's a game, but who can play it all alone
Ev'ry CHAP should hold a heart that's all his own
Love may come at first sight, they told me
When I »
I Know That You Know
Tea for Two
by Doris Day
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Life's a game, but who can play it all alone
Ev'ry CHAP should hold a heart that's all his own
Love may come at first sight, they told me
When I »
I Know That You Know
See You in My Dreams/On Moonlight Bay
by Gene Nelson
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simply teeming with sex
A gay divorcee who is after her ex
It could be Oedipus Rex
Where a CHAP kills his father and causes lots of bother.
The clerk »
That's Entertainment
Minnelli on Minnelli
by Liza Minnelli
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petticoats or maybe boots and chaps She's Patsy Cline, Loretta, Kitty Wells or Emmylou or maybe you »
The Cowboy Lives Forever
Thank Heavens for Dale Evans
by Dixie Chicks
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Strange foreign chaps in white bed-sheets:
Uniforms.
See golden halo'd men of high renown,
Prance to the politicians' beat.
Well tailored in unswerving »
Uniform
A
by Jethro Tull
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simply teeming with sex
A gay divorcee who is after her ex
It could be Oedipus Rex
Where a CHAP kills his father and causes lots of bother.
The clerk »
That's Entertainment!
Back to Back Hits: Two Generations of Genius
by Liza Minnelli
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straight to the bar.
Don't stop to think,
Have another drink!
Drinking helps us to relax with the chaps,
A double scotch and we forget where we're at. »
When Work Is Over
The Kinks Present a Soap Opera
by The Kinks
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two pussy cats
Another cat scratches on the door
The man lets him in
The cat says 'awfully good of you old chap'
And licks him on the chin »
Cats
Toffee Apple
by Peter Combe
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simply teeming with sex
A gay divorcee who is after her ex
It could be Oedipus Rex
Where a CHAP kills his father and causes lots of bother.
The clerk »
That's Entertainment! (from The Bandwagon)
The Michael Feinstein Anthology
by Michael Feinstein
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CHAPs
The kids aren't alright
They know
They're born today
Reaching out to feel the sun
At the time it seemed like fun
I was there when you »
Burslem Normals
Rudebox
by Robbie Williams
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a nut, bring me a bowl full of bon-bons!
Chill me some wine, keep standin' by,
I'm gettin' hungry, peel me!
Here's how to be an agreeable CHAP,
Love »
Peel Me a Grape
Meant to Be
by Ramsey Lewis
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Saw you standing in Richmond last winter
Lips were chapped and your face was blush
In a warm room, looking out through the window
Lips were »
When You Make up Your Mind
Gutterball
by Gutterball
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