KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive »
Cock Pushups
Tenacious D
by Tenacious D
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JB: BRRRRRRRRRRING....BRRRRRRRRRRRRING
KG: *Click* Two Kings.
JB: Hey Kage.
KG: Hey.
JB: How's it goin?
KG: Good, good.
JB: What're ya doin? »
Friendship Test
Tenacious D
by Tenacious D
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JB: God, I'm fuckin hungry. Let me check the fridge... Dude, where's my fuckin
schnitzel? Hey, wake up. Wake up you asshole, wake up.
KG: Whahahat? »
Karate Schnitzel
Tenacious D
by Tenacious D
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[JB] Kage?
[KG] Wha? Hey, wh-what's happenin'?
[JB] What are you doin' here?
[KG] Oh I just, uh, I think I forgot somethin'
Just, ya know »
Flutes & Trombones
Rize of the Fenix
by Tenacious D
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(spoken)
KG: Jack, do you think some people... do you think that there's some people that are, really, are actually robots, living among us-
JB: »
One Note Song
Tenacious D
by Tenacious D
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and KG are watchin'
All the fuckin' shit that goes down at City Hall,
We get the feeling we should fuck shit up,
Yeah we should fuckin' start a riot. »
City Hall
Tenacious D
by Tenacious D
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and squeeze.
And squeeze!
Take off your blouse,
And your underpants,
Then take a look,
'Cause here me and KG come naked,
Out of the side-hatch, »
Double Team [Blue Ray]
The Complete Masterworks, Vol. 2
by Tenacious D
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(spoken)
JB: Oh my god. Oh my god, I've done it. Kage, come here, I want you!
KG: What, what? God! Sleeping dude!
JB: Oh my god, I did it. I done »
Inward Singing
Tenacious D
by Tenacious D
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no such thing as a rock prodigy
'Cause rock n' roll is bogus, right KG, right
Only thing that really matters is a classical sauce
And that's why me »
Rock Your Socks
The Complete Masterworks
by Tenacious D
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on me.
If me and Lee and K.G. could be three.
I am free, tenaciously.
Skinny dipping in a sea of Lee.
I'll propose on bended knee.
To Lee Lee »
Lee [Blue Ray]
The Complete Masterworks, Vol. 2
by Tenacious D
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that's fly...)
[ Almighty K.G. ] I'm bold
[ rest ] (What gives you that impression, Kay?)
[ Almighty K.G. ] Because I don't care what nobody say
[ »
Fresh, Wild, Fly and Bold
Ol' Skool Butta, Vol. 2
by Cold Crush Brothers
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gone, bye bye
I'm just a babyyy
[crying]
[JB]
I've had this birthmark since I was born,
It's the name of our fucking band dude.
[KG]
I have »
Baby
The Pick of Destiny
by Tenacious D
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JB: Kage...
KG: Yeah?
JB: Let's go to this drive-thru.
(Motor Sounds)
KG: Oh good, I'm starvin'.
Drive-through guy: (mumbles)
JB: Yeah, um...ah »
Drive-Thru
Tenacious D
by Tenacious D
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Car chase city, that's the name of my game.
It was all proven, it was totally lame,
KG really fucking, blew us some ass,
Now we're fucking headed »
Car Chase City
The Pick of Destiny
by Tenacious D
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Sunday morning LA coming down in a KG71,
I wasn't coming to stay,
Going back to the real life soon enough,
Every things all good,
And Everyone is »
Sunday Morning L.A. [*]
Saturday Nights & Sunday Mornings [iTunes Version]
by Counting Crows
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make a good goulash baby.
Dio, time to go!
You must give your cape and scepter to me.
And a smaller one for KG.
Go! Go! Dio! Dio! Oh! »
Dio [Blue Ray]
The Complete Masterworks, Vol. 2
by Tenacious D
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And I'll say yes, I'm in love.
And then she quickly say I sucked your dick,
Now give me that backstage pas, I do not want you Roadie,
I want KG's chode. »
Roadie
Rize of the Fenix
by Tenacious D
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of which have never been seen,
and they called themselves Tenacious D. That's right,
[sung]
Me! And KG!
[KG (spoken):] That's me.
[sung]
We're »
Wonderboy
Wonderboy
by Tenacious D
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millions
He'd screened KG's calls and snorked coke of the ass of a whore
No one respected him
They just rejected him
No one would represent Kage
Left »
The Ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage
Rize of the Fenix
by Tenacious D
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yeah, pss pss pss pss
[Kay Gee]
Don't forget, guard your grill, knuckle up!
[Treach]
A strong what up to my man Kid Capri
[KG]
This goes »
Guard Your Grill
Nature's Finest: Naughty by Nature's Greatest Hits [Clean]
by Naughty by Nature
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shot, you get caught napping a lot
Your handles worse than Chris A. when he's high on pot
You're like an epileptic version of a ballet dancer
KG might »
Swan Soup
Downtown Battle Mountain II
by Dance Gavin Dance
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ill, G.
Glock cocked and then they kill me.
I'm representin'.
Peace to Redman, Tretch, Vin Rock, K-G the great one
Mary J. Blidge, Pete Rock »
Representin' 93
Strictly 4 My N.I.G.G.A.Z.
by 2Pac
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people here your tremendous, and to the people in the back. Yeah your smoking up a big ass bowl of weed with me, and K.G. Alright. Oh yeah. Alright! Oh my »
Kielbasa [Blue Ray]
The Complete Masterworks, Vol. 2
by Tenacious D
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[Intro: K.G. & Joe Budden sing together]
When your mind ain't right, and it's hard to sleep
And you try to hide the pain, but your scars are deep »
Survivor
Joe Budden
by Joe Budden
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Determination
And my little homie KG
Up there in Minnesota milking 10000 lakes
Keep the heat on em', we got to be kind to the growing mind
So if your heart is »
Pops Rap III...All My Children
Like Water for Chocolate
by Common
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