The platypus is the lowest order of Mammalian life
It has a multi-purpose orifice and no teats
Every year thirteen play pi are brutally slaughtered »
Platt Opus When Pus Comes to Shove
by Platypus
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a living fossil
Reptillian? Mammalian
He's a bird-beaked, beaver-butt Australian
Amphibious? Paradox wearing plaid socks
Furry beetle? A bugbear, »
Platypus Disco Volante
by Mr. Bungle
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Animalia in heat ignites unwholesome desire
Coitus with certain species quenches the fire
Slipping into the vaginal gape of a Mammalian mate
Hybrid »
Erotic Zoophilism Repulsive Conception
by Broken Hope
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