Cranberry sauce, love'ta have ya.
The Missus always fixes a plate of relish
with them little carrot sticks.
You know, olives, pickles, scallions.
Most »
Christmas Dragnet Dr. Demento Presents: Greatest Xmas Novelty CD
by Daws Butler
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too So pass me a carrot stick peel me a prune a glass of skim milk and that's all You and Jane Fonda and old Richard Simmons are drivin' me right off »
Diet Song Drinkin' from the Bottle, Singin' from the Heart
by Bobby Bare
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So, pass me a carrot stick
Peel me a prune
One glass of skim milk and that's all
Turn off the TV for the Big Mac commercial
It's drivin' me »
The Diet Song Songs & Stories
by Shel Silverstein
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Who are you?
Voice 3: I'm spicy, I'm hot! Hey Bam, I'm exciting, I'm spicy
Voice 4: I'm crunchy, like you know crunchy, like carrots sticks »
Food Party Snacktime!
by Barenaked Ladies
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is
A carrot and stick type of thing
I have already got my hands in the pig farm
Cut the kid some slack
Cut the kid some cake
There was »
Sex Sells And (Unfortunately) I'm Buying We Are the Only Friends We Have
by Piebald
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All the Thai food and the Must See TV
Yeah
Keeps ya subdued and unable to breathe
Yeah
Chase a carrot stick in your Volkswagen Bug
Yeah
All »
Creature Comforted Here Comes the Zoo
by Local H
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stagger and fall
But after the fight
You're into the light
The deeper you go
The further you get
Try as you might
You're into the light
The carrot »
Into the Light Beyond the Valley of the Proles
by Snog
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don't hear a word they're tellin' ya
You're all dead. You're all dead You've been wasted
Don't believe a thing they're selling ya
They got a carrot »
Youth of America Let's Be Nice
by Birdbrain
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the toothless get ruthless
You better run on home
You better run, run
You better run on home
The powers that be
They like treats, tricks, carrots »
Powers That Be Collection Box: The Pros and Cons of Hitch Hiking/Radio KAOS/Amused to Death/In the Fle
by Roger Waters
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neck is like a large carrot Sticking out from the collar of his shirt. she adds up the numbers on her bus ticket to See if they make twenty-one, but they »
Inside Susan Pulpintro -- The Gift Recordings
by Pulp
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times a day is barely enough I got the carrot, you got the stick You start to nibble I start to lick And we get our bodies all hot and sweaty and runny »
Bunnies The Essential Pansy Division
by Pansy Division
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yogurt
From my hand thrown pottery jar
And sippin' a little hand pressed cider
With a carrot stick for dessert
And wiping my face
In a natural way »
Junk Food Junkie K-Tel Presents Funny Favorites
by Larry Groce
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But I've tried to use that trick
Like a carrot on a stick
So I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
Then, baby, I'm through
[Chorus]
I was »
I Was Thinking I Could Clean Up for Christmas The Forgotten Arm [Japan Bonus Track]
by Aimee Mann
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Said the party to the ad-man
We'll conjure up a gimmick
The way to lead an ass
Is with a carrot and a stick
Dig down for minorities
Promise them »
The Wasteland First 2 LP's
by Chumbawamba
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of invented needs,
Between the carrot and the stick.
They fix you with their beastly eyes and smile
And if they darken your sweet soul,
And if they ever »
You Could Be Forgiven The Same Sky
by Horse
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She is my ripe tomato, She's my carrot on a stick, I've been drunk upon her juice so long, I don't know where I am
Now show me the way home, Show me »
Quite Contrary Counterpoint
by Jason Webley
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profiteer
Ruling the world with a stick and a carrot
Slavery's our believe
Juggle with intrigues, justice is blind
Never giving reprieve
Brothers in »
The Brotherhood The Brotherhood
by Running Wild
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Can't take no more of this daily grind I need some space to unwind Not enough Carrots to many sticks But I'm prepared to take the risks
I'm falling »
Falling Down Ha Ha
by G.B.H.
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I could be a business man, sign here on the dotted line
Maybe that's a perfect plan but it isn't mine
'Cause I don't have time for chasing carrots »
College This Is Only a Test
by Smoking Popes
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look gather 'round real quick
Bitch is suckin dick like carrots on a stick
What you think was gonna happen in ya town
Kottonmouth and Tech N9ne »
City 2 City Underground Collabos
by Krizz Kaliko
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of the commitment."
I am your calendar
There is no escape
I am why you're afraid
To respect yourself
I led you down garden path after path
With carrots »
I Am Your Clock The Last Temptation of Reid
by Lard
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terrorist
Crushin' rapper larynx to feed 'em a fuckin' carrot stick
And me? I just spent a year Ferrisin'
And lost a little sanity to show you what »
Oldie The OF Tape, Vol. 2
by Odd Future
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she holds the saddle, the stick, the carrot
So I rise like degrees in July or fall faster
Luck is a lady, but I wouldn't put it past her
As she fills »
Girl With the World in Her Eyes Volumizer
by 2 Skinnee J's
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she holds the saddle, the stick, the carrot
So I rise like degrees in July or fall faster
Luck is a lady, but I wouldn't put it past her
As she fills »
Girl with the World in Her Eyes Enter the Gold Hat: Sexy Karate Live! [DVD]
by 2 Skinnee J's
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Oh yeah
Yeah oh yeah
The only ground I ever owned was sticking to my shoes
Now I look at my front porch and this panoramic view
I can sit »
My Front Porch Looking In 16 Biggest Hits
by Lonestar
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