Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
At our Christmas party
We were drinkin' champagne punch and homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new »
Merry Christmas from the Family
Gringo Honeymoon
by Robert Earl Keen, Jr.
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Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party
We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend »
Canal
Amerasia: A Film by Wolf-Eckart Buhler
by Terry Allen
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Mom got drunk and dad got drunk
At our Christmas party
We were drinkin' champagne punch
And homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new »
Merry Christmas from the Family
Greatest Hits: Something To Be Proud Of
by Montgomery Gentry
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Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
at our Christmas party
We were drinkin champagne punch and home-made eggnog
little sister brought her new »
Merry Christmas From the Family
Another Rosie Christmas
by Rosie O'Donnell
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Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party
We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend »
Merry Christmas from the Family
You Sleigh Me: Alternative Christmas Hits
by Jill Sobule
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and the wide open range.
Back in the cities they have different ways, Football and eggnog and Christmas parades.
I'll take my blanket, I'll take the reins, »
Christmas for Cowboys
Rocky Mountain Christmas
by John Denver
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a stack of bills
Yes, the holidays are over and you are feeling ill
Have a happy Christmas hangover
It's the most miserable time of the year
The eggnog's »
Christmas Hangover
Christmas Turkey
by The Arrogant Worms
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to the dogs
We're scarfing down the turkey and egg-nog
And things aren't looking very good, it's true
So, I'll just lay here and chew
So, I'll just stay here »
Christmas Is Going to the Dogs
The Grinch [Original Soundtrack]
by Eels
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eggnog on his nose
Audrey's gonna complain and whine
Till both grandparent's go
Clark and ellen are saying goodnight underneath the mistletoe
it doesn't »
It's Always Christmas at My House
Happy Christmas Redux, Vols. 1-3
by The Huntingtons
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And the presents are in place
But I'd rather eat some mace
'cause the eggnog always makes me sick
You know how the story goes
You've seen it all before
That »
The Christmas Song
Weezer (Green Album) [Japan Bonus Tracks]
by Weezer
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Drink eggnog and eat some beef
And pass it to the missus.
In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass »
Merry Fucking Christmas
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
by Mr. Garrison
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ball...
Dolly Parton brought two JUGS
(*wolf whistle*)
Of wine everyone admired
Montgomery Gentry spiked the eggnog
Female [CHORUS]
Chestnut's »
Cledus' Christmas Ball
Cledus Navidad
by Cledus T. Judd
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It's the most fattening time of the year
With that pumpkin pie filling
And everyone swilling down eggnog and beer
It's the most fattening time »
It's the Most Fattening Time of the Year
More Twisted Christmas
by Bob Rivers
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lovin'.
Maybe some bacon, peanut butter and banana sandwiches on the griddle.
Some pigs' feet flavored eggnog.
Ginger bread houses made out of Spam.
Get »
Santa Claus Is Back in Town
Christmas Cheers
by Straight No Chaser
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and grandpa we believe.
She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
And we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication, and she
Staggered out the door into »
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
by Elmo & Patsy
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all the more
With every glass of eggnog I imbibe
And I always give a dollar to the sidewalk Santas
As they ring their little bells outside the stores »
Jesus Envy
Self-Bootleg
by Eric Schwartz
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Living here without you in my life
No eggnog toast, no cuddles close by the fire
Without you I always spill a tear
No sharing gifts, no snow bound »
It Ain't Christmas
Home Is the Essence of Christmas
by Joe
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sliding down garbage can covers
Snowball fights, eggnog splashed with Hennessey
Bet Christmas is Christmas from New York to Tennessee
The Kris Kringles, »
Ghostface X-Mas
GhostDeini the Great [CD/DVD]
by Ghostface Killah
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This Christmas time there's just one thing I want.
It top's it all, it's better than eggnog.
It's cold outside, my boots are full of snow.
I'm »
Girl of My Dreams
A Disney Channel Holiday
by Jonas Brothers
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sleigh he's got some hoe hoe hoe's
They're lickin' eggnog drippin' from his firehouse
He traded little Prancer for an exotic dancer
Yeah you can see his »
Sexy Santa
Sexy Santa
by Steel Panther
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has hit vicious.
My style is more delicious the eggnog.
You wish this kid would vanish, so?s his family,
And my spirit needs fitness, that why I flip »
Darkness into Light
Live at Stubb's, Vol. 2
by Matisyahu
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and Grandpa, we believe.
She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left her medication,
So she stumbled out the door »
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
Cledus Navidad
by Cledus T. Judd
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I'm hearin' piff while I'm sniffin' the eggnog
Pumpin' my *** and I'm whippin' the best cars
That's 'cause we get dough
So this year mommy Benz with »
Dipset X-mas Time
A Dipset Christmas
by Mel Matrix
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Models and dimes, ugly hoes follow inside
Proud of my dick and mad chicks swallow my pride
Getting head jobs from strippers
Twisted off the eggnog »
Won't Stop
Eastern Conference All-Stars, Vol. 3
by Copywrite
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right I had some food up on my fingers,
Sipping eggnog, with a little sprinkle of vanilla,
Even though it's kind of cool I'm pulling on a chinchilla, »
Drummer Boy
Under the Mistletoe
by Justin Bieber
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