Lyrics:
first ex-wife
Eternity... just for a while
Well it might not go wrong
But it probably won't go right
So I'll be your ex-husband
If you'll be my ex-wife
ex-husband
We could be ex-wife
But no-one looks at the menu in a greasy spoon life
Alone, alone
Half an hour is seven hours
One day is several
thought of, no-one planned
We could have ruled, we could have conquered
Then we could have been a man
We could be ex-husband
We could be ex-wife
But no-one
my first ex-husband
Leather jacket from last years boyfriend
Ripped jeans from my daughter
Drink whiskey like its water
Cost a lot to look this cheap,
call Elizabeth Taylor's ex-husbands on the Ouija
Dick, we're calling you
Mike and Mikey two
John, Eddie, Larry
Don't forget Connie!
You've always had
His sad blood blue and gushing
On hordes of ex-husbands.
I tried to run years ago
To be eaten by the lambs
You would kill me
Yeah you would
the dozen
You'll end up being future ex husband
Chorus:
She's a band wrecker
Heart breaker - get you down and dirty dance you outa your boots
She's
My ex husbands head was severed in a fortunate carousel freak accident
It was all blood and glitter and saturated satisfaction
This is how i would
out a name...he was a future ex-husband
...can't you see?
It was a crime of passion.
She took me by the heart
me baby, I've got you to save me
Oh yer so bad, best thing I ever had
In a world gone mad, yer so bad
My sister's ex-husband can't get no lovin'
me baby, I've got you to save me
Oh yer so bad, best thing I ever had
In a world gone mad, yer so bad
My sister's ex-husband can't get no lovin'
And you put that sucker on spin
You got frisky with your boss at the copy machine
You drunk-dialed your ex-husband, don't remember a thing
Had a fancy
table for one
Party of thousands of people I don't know at Delilah where my ex-husband works
I'm sick of this, but can I come home now?
Mother to no
Come on, Jonny
Come on get down to this one
This is a new twist on a very old song
With my ex-husband actually singing, so I like to
Round
Janie got divorced again
Her ex-husband's in the pen
From two to five, five to ten and longer
Brenda's traded smokes for cake, still hadn't lost that
ex-husband bought it."
POOF! My ego appeared and said it's time to go for it
"This place is a drag, grab your coat and bag
We'll have drinks on the house,
dear
And the foo you fuckin' has no idear
Your brainiac maniac widower ex-husband to be
Could buy me a ponto with the insurance policy
Man sprinkle your
is Brian
He was a rebel and stayed on another level
And had no intentions of dying
He loved Kim a lot, above them was not
But a jealous ex-husband
'em all in
And you put that sucker on spin
You got frisky with your boss at the copy machine
You drunk-dialed your ex-husband, don't remember
a rebel and stayed on another level,
And had no intentions of dying,
He loved Kim a lot, above them was not,
But a jealous ex-husband would love them
you're in Tulsa tell her her ex-husband
Loves her still and will until he dies
[ steel ]
Walk up to her front door ask to see the children
Take them all
ex-husband was a stalker?
That was the summer we had that punk rocker
Oh boy, what a crazy summer that was
Yes she wore a dog collar and some pink and blue
wind blows
Too-tall Annie kept her money
In a Bible she never read
They found Lefty - her first ex-husband
In his new pickup truck at the bottom
dude
That motherfucker is locked and loaded
GIRL: “He’s calling! Oh my god!”
You got a hell of an ex
Damn girl
That girl got a hell of an ex-husband
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