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If you're looking for somewhere to go
Thought I'd take you to a movie show 
Sittin' in the back and I'll jack you off
I can't give you everything
mother gives her an enema, while her mother
And then the daddy comes in and jacks off on the piano, and jacks off on the piano

And jacks off
to draw a jack to win
With a straight ace high
But win I drew that card
I kissed that pot goodbye

cause I'm one jack off
Here in my hand
I got
right
It's the jack off hour girl and you know it's WBALLZ
The number 1 station be a CD satellite
Breakin' you off into the early mornin' light
Julio Iglesias
Jacked off in outer-spacias
Did 69 with the pope in the butthole
Rammed that sucker head down that throat now
Julio he had a mole
Went
everything I ever learned
Between the sheets I'm sinning God
A true believer
Instead of jacking off

Could you please ask Jesus
Could you please ask
on your way up.
Gonna jack you up,
Gonna jack you off,
Gonna jack you up yeah.
Gonna jack you up,
Gonna jack you off,
Jack right down to Rio.

Lets
No class, no job, i'm just a victim and society's a slob
No ass, no head, rather go home jack off instead
No mind, no kind, my brain is jelly
We can ride off into the sun
On a couple of horses
Or you can go on jacking me off
With all your invoices

selling the write off
Selling the write
of town
If you're gonna do it give me a reach around
Jump off the ground
Get off my ass jack
Get off my ass jack
Get out of town
If you're gonna do it
No class, no job
I'm just a victim of society a slob
No ass, no head
I gotta go home and jack off instead
 
No mind, no kind
My brain is jelly
And his skin is pealing off.

Oh no, pop is dead, long live pop,
One final lot of coke to jack him off...
Jack him off.. He left this message for us.
before she thought,
"She's been with Black Jack Dave,
Rode off with Black Jack Davey."

"Well, saddle for me my coal black stud,
He's speedier than
these jack-offs at the office
The rapist in the pool
Oh and the tragedies in the nurseries-
Little kids packin' guns to school
The ulcerated ozone
Eyeballs for breakfast
Jack off for lunch
I'd like you better if you had a fuckin cunt
Let's fuck- let's fuck
I'm made of rubber
You're made of glue
whistling and drinking beer
And I prayed "Dear God, if You save this dog
"I will never get high, I will never jack off
"I will be all the things that I
How do you Do Da Do

Jangling Jack Flies off his seat
Crashes through the door
Lands in a heap on the street
Hears his mother's voice
Going, Do do
Jacking off, alley masturbation
Burden on society
Working to fulfill your only true need
Windshield washer, candy man
Garbage picker, counting cans
it's got me by the collar
And some motel 
Where every local call's a dollar
I've got no time left to jack off
I got a deadline that won't back off
Your lips were singing and now I see.

[Chorus: x2]

Chasing dragons with plastic swords,
Jack off jimmy everybody wants more,
Scully and angel
out
You could use a walk about!

I'd like to tell you tastefully
Your ass is an enormity

Freaky hanas' get me off
But how can I, Jack off
Did you know
Your lips were singing and now I see.

[Chorus: x2]

Chasing dragons with plastic swords,
Jack off jimmy everybody wants more,
Scully and angel
Bridge
Threw jack-o-lanterns off the edge
Into the dark
And waited for dogs to bark
Ape Hanger
We're gonna ride right off
1...2...3...4...

Ol' Jack Hoff was gettin' off in a doorway
Ol' Jack Hoff was gettin' off with little Sarah Lee
Ol' Jack Hoff was gettin' off when he mumbled
You're back now at the jack-off hour this is DJ, Eazy Dick 
On W-Balls, right now, somethin new, by Snoop Doggy Dogg 
And this one goes out

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