If you're looking for somewhere to go
Thought I'd take you to a movie show
Sittin' in the back and I'll jack you off
I can't give you everything »
Jack U Off
Dirty Mind/Controversy
by Prince
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right
It's the jack off hour girl and you know it's WBALLZ
The number 1 station be a CD satellite
Breakin' you off into the early mornin' light »
Wballz
R&G (Rhythm & Gangsta): The Masterpiece [Limited Tour Edition]
by Snoop Dogg
|
Julio Iglesias
Jacked off in outer-spacias
Did 69 with the pope in the butthole
Rammed that sucker head down that throat now
Julio he had a mole
Went »
Julio Iglesias
Hairway to Steven
by Butthole Surfers
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mother gives her an enema, while her mother
And then the daddy comes in and jacks off on the piano, and jacks off on the piano
And jacks off »
Lady Shoes
Lash
by The Jesus Lizard
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to draw a jack to win
With a straight ace high
But win I drew that card
I kissed that pot goodbye
cause I'm one jack off
Here in my hand
I got »
One Jack Off
Bipolar & Proud
by Cledus T. Judd
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everything I ever learned
Between the sheets I'm sinning God
A true believer
Instead of jacking off
Could you please ask Jesus
Could you please ask »
Love Is a Loser (When Lust Comes Around)
Millbrook USA
by Golden Earring
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No class, no job, i'm just a victim and society's a slob
No ass, no head, rather go home jack off instead
No mind, no kind, my brain is jelly »
No Way
Escape
by Burning Heads
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We can ride off into the sun
On a couple of horses
Or you can go on jacking me off
With all your invoices
selling the write off
Selling the write »
Sunset
To the Innocent
by Thingy
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of town
If you're gonna do it give me a reach around
Jump off the ground
Get off my ass jack
Get off my ass jack
Get out of town
If you're gonna do it »
Grey on Blue
The DVD
by Gingerjake
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No class, no job
I'm just a victim of society a slob
No ass, no head
I gotta go home and jack off instead
No mind, no kind
My brain is jelly »
No Way
The Adolescents
by The Adolescents
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And his skin is pealing off.
Oh no, pop is dead, long live pop,
One final lot of coke to jack him off...
Jack him off.. He left this message for us. »
Pop Is Dead
Unplugged Again
by Radiohead
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on your way up.
Gonna jack you up,
Gonna jack you off,
Gonna jack you up yeah.
Gonna jack you up,
Gonna jack you off,
Jack right down to Rio.
Lets »
The World Is My Oyster
The Power of Love [#1]
by Frankie Goes to Hollywood
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whistling and drinking beer
And I prayed "Dear God, if You save this dog
"I will never get high, I will never jack off
"I will be all the things that I »
Drive By
Abulum
by Glen Phillips
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before she thought,
"She's been with Black Jack Dave,
Rode off with Black Jack Davey."
"Well, saddle for me my coal black stud,
He's speedier than »
Black Jack Davey
Good as I Been to You
by Bob Dylan
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How do you Do Da Do
Jangling Jack Flies off his seat
Crashes through the door
Lands in a heap on the street
Hears his mother's voice
Going, Do do »
Jangling Jack
Let Love In
by Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds
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these jack-offs at the office
The rapist in the pool
Oh and the tragedies in the nurseries-
Little kids packin' guns to school
The ulcerated ozone »
Sex Kills
Turbulent Indigo
by Joni Mitchell
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jacking off, alley masturbation
Burden on society
Working to fulfill your only true need
Windshield washer, candy man
Garbage picker, counting cans »
Free Dirty Needles
Bigger Than the Devil [Bonus Tracks]
by Stormtroopers of Death
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Eyeballs for breakfast
Jack off for lunch
I'd like you better if you had a fuckin cunt
Let's fuck- let's fuck
I'm made of rubber
You're made of glue »
Let's Fuck
Blood Guts & Pussy
by Dwarves
|
out
You could use a walk about!
I'd like to tell you tastefully
Your ass is an enormity
Freaky hanas' get me off
But how can I, Jack off
Did you know »
"Mark" the Cubby Chaser/Newport Sweater Fat
Shave the Planet
by Guttermouth
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Bridge
Threw jack-o-lanterns off the edge
Into the dark
And waited for dogs to bark
Ape Hanger
We're gonna ride right off »
Ape Hanger
Electric Rock Music
by Ass Ponys
|
1...2...3...4...
Ol' Jack Hoff was gettin' off in a doorway
Ol' Jack Hoff was gettin' off with little Sarah Lee
Ol' Jack Hoff was gettin' off when he mumbled »
Monterey Jack
RX
by Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show
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lips were syncing and now I see
A change would do you good
A change would do you good
Chasing dragons with plastic swords
Jack off Jimmy, »
A Change Would Do You Good
The Very Best of Sheryl Crow [DVD]
by Sheryl Crow
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Your lips were singing and now I see.
[Chorus: x2]
Chasing dragons with plastic swords,
Jack off jimmy everybody wants more,
Scully and angel »
A Change Would Do You Good
Sheryl Crow
by Sheryl Crow
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open my eyes, I've got something in side
I'll just jack off in my room until then
It's never over 'til it's done
And I don't think that you're »
Waggy
Dude Ranch
by blink-182
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I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain »
Ur So Gay
One of the Boys
by Katy Perry
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