Knee-high!
Argyle!
Tube!
I was thinkin' of you while I jerked off into my sock last night
I was thinkin' of you while I jerked off into my sock »
Doin' Laundry
Short Music for Short People
by Nerf Herder
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jerk-off that way
Come on Jamaica
Everybody say
We're all happy in Jamaica
Do Jamaica Jerk-off that way
Let the ladies and the gentlemen
Be as rude »
Jamaica Jerk-Off
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
by Elton John
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jerk-off that way
Come on, Jamaica
Everybody say
We're all happy in Jamaica
Do Jamaica Jerk-off that way
Let the ladies and the gentlemen
Be »
Jamaica Jerk Off
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
by Elton John
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like to give me vicious head
He's a gay boy, boy toy, jerk off, fuck up
His boy friend says, "Come live with me"
His boy friend says, "Come and make »
Gay Boy
Grow Up [Bonus Tracks]
by The Queers
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dinner,
And right before he went to sleep.
If he didn't get in his three daily beat-off sessions,
He was a pain in the ass to be around.
He jerked off »
Dick
Mystical Shit/Fluting on the Hump
by King Missile
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a jerk-off loser
All you can hear is my refusal
'Cause I haven't got the time for a jack-your-body loser
All you can hear is my refusal
'Cause I haven't »
Crap Kraft Dinner
Coming on Strong
by Hot Chip
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Is that the reason I betray?
From years of doing bongs
And jerking off in my parent's place
I'm just a-popping my blackheads
In Freak Shop USA »
Freak Shop USA
Monster Magnet [EP]
by Monster Magnet
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a slumber, I'm sawing lumber
I saw my baby dance a latin
Number with her shirt off
Man her skin's soft
But in a mood she'd rather
If I jerked off.
If I found »
Minnesoter
The Dandy Warhols Come Down
by The Dandy Warhols
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Jerry married a girl, she got pregnant
His new wife didn't have a clue
That Jerry Brudos would kill five women
And keep one's foot to jerk off to »
Fatal Foot Fetish
Morbid Campfire Songs/Murder Metal
by Macabre
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Get your blackjack off my table
Get your coat out of my rack
We don't need you 'round here jerk off
Chuck I want you off my back
Cause we've »
Little Criminals
Little Criminals
by Randy Newman
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popcorn, stuff like that
[Ced Gee]
Ahh yeah, or get that quart of Old Gold
Or a banana
[Kool Keith]
If you want to jerk off or two
Anything you »
Intermission
Mo Love's Basement Tapes
by Ultramagnetic MC's
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She's still my best friend
I will tell you why now baby
She is my best friend
She jerks off to rock-n-roll
That's all right with me
A flower can »
Ghandi Is Dead (I'm the Cartoon Man)
Neurotica
by Redd Kross
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there and so was I
He was drunk as he always is
So drunk that he had some fun
Do the Jimmy
After a while he took off his pants
He was jerking off
Yeah »
Do the Jimmy
The Parallel Universe Of
by Henry Fiat's Open Sore
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with my head
Growing harder as I watch myself
Jerking off while flexing
My body is perfect and pure strength
Blood pumping hard in my veins
How »
Flexing Muscles
Inferno
by Entombed
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For jerk-offs like you.
Maybe it takes longer to catch a total asshole.
But I'm tired of waiting.
Maybe it's just bullshit and I should play God, »
Jerk-Off [Live]
Opiate [EP]
by Tool
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creep, I jerk off 'til I die
You should pound my skinny head
To bleed me dry and true
Then we'd sing together 'cause there's nothing else to do
Then we'd »
Pound My Skinny Head
Weed Forestin'
by Sebadoh
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for the scumbags,
Every one of them that I know
Let's have a toast for the jerk offs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Run away fast »
Runaway
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
by Kanye West
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and will I find
An eye for an eye
Too many days at home staying up and drinking
Jerking off myself again tonight
I don't care if I will ever find »
Eye for an Eye
The F-Ups
by The F-Ups
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true
For jerk-offs like you.
Maybe it takes longer to catch a total asshole.
But I'm tired of waiting.
Maybe it's just bullshit and I should play »
Jerk-Off
Opium Den
by Tool
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for the scumbags,
Every one of them that I know
Let's have a toast for the jerk offs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Run away fast »
Runaway [Edited Version]
Runaway
by Kanye West
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can't leave it alone
jerk off on the phone (yeah!)
I want you to come on over
Pretty pretty bad idea
Really bad idea
Really really bad idea »
Bad Idea [Demo Version]
Kate, Pt. 1
by Ben Folds Five
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like I know it hurts you when I fuck a child
Cum-sumed with cumming I've simply gone wild
Drinking and drowning in lakes full of lust
I'll still jerk »
Babyraper
We Kill Everything
by GWAR
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the jerk off look at him
Sitting the whole day in the fucked up office
His name is Boss he wanna fuck me up
I have a message to them
Fuck you all »
Fuck You All
Instinct [Bonus Tracks]
by Ektomorf
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you're cool and know what you are doing
666 is your name
So while you're jerking off each other
You better bear this thought in mind
Your time is up »
Bring on the Lucie (Freda Peeple)
Mind Games
by John Lennon
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be stiff, stiff inside their pants
All the editors are hard
All the journalists are wet
All the boys are jerking off in private on the internet »
Sex Tapes
Scurrilous
by Protest the Hero
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