Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked that he drank more than his share
He fumbled around »
The Scotsman
Dr. Demento 20th Anniversary Collection: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
by Bryan Bowers
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Satan kissed my dog
Cracked his moral shell
Possessed to wear the kilt
In his Scottish hell
I touched your lips your eyes fell out »
Scottish Hell
Uprising
by Entombed
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you should see Polythene Pam.
Yeah yeah yeah
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt
She's »
Polythene Pam
Abbey Road
by The Beatles
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Remember the royal anthem of the Kilted Yaksmen
Our country reeks of trees
Our yaks are really large
And they smell like rotting beef carcasses »
Kilted Yaksmen Anthem
You Eediot!
by Ren & Stimpy
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A Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share
He staggered on until he »
Kilt
Real McKenzies
by The Real McKenzies
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surprise to me
There's a rocket I built
It's under my kilt
It's coming to blow you away
[Chorus]
I was a jerk
I did the work for somebody else's »
Sunshine
Wheatus
by Wheatus
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I'd like to go to Scotland,
I'd like to wear I kilt,
I'd like to show off my two legs
And do just what I wilt
I'd like to go to Scotland
And show off »
Scotland
The Way to Salvation
by King Missile
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for all the kilts in Scotland,
Not for all the bulls in Spain,
Would I give up arriving
At your house although you're
Driving me insane.
Not for »
Not For All the Rice in China
Holiday Inn/Blue Skies
by Bing Crosby
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getting sour
The Pod was built, millions kilt, and something that could kick my ass
[Chorus]
Hey Hey! Hey Hey! Hey Hey! Hey Hey!
The Death Pod is »
Death Pod
Scumdogs of the Universe
by GWAR
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love the folks who smile
And say, "how-de-do"
I'll meet her at the shore
Playin the pipes for her
Dressed in a kilt and a tam'oshanter too
Drums »
My Bonnie Lassie
The Best of the Ames Brothers
by The Ames Brothers
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the folks who smile
And say, "how-de-do"
I'll meet her at the shore
Playin' the pipes for her
Dressed in a kilt and a tam'oshanter too
Drums in my »
My Bonnie Lassie (Scotland the Brave)
You, You, You (& You)
by Hugo Winterhalter & His Orchestra
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and scratching for every dime
Till he threw it in and he kilt the road to walk that endless line
Now he's The Last Hobo
Riding the last boxcar
On the last »
Last Hobo
All Aboard!
by John Denver
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Oh yes, suddenly be
Golden sands swept in from the sea
Kilted horseman in my dreams
Ride their fiery frenzied steads
Captured a mermaid who cried »
Children of Oare
Morning Way [Bonus Tracks]
by Trader Horne
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of the skies,
Thou who agnitest!
Dah! Arcthuris comeing!
Be! Verb umprincipiant
Through the trancitive spaces!
kilt by kelt shell kithagain
With kinagain.
We »
Helpless Corpses Enactment
In Glorious Times
by Sleepytime Gorilla Museum
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I'll tak' my plaidie contented to be,
A wee bittie kilted abune my knee,
An' I'll gie my pipes another blaw,
An' I'll gang oot o'er the hills »
Galloway Hills
From the Archives
by Tommy Makem
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with no head for command
Cumberland with cannon fired on Scots with sword in hand
Brave men fought & died in kilts defending ancient clans
They were »
Scots 'Round the World
Honest Don's Dirty Dishes
by The Real McKenzies
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poor guys should be wearing shorts and kilts
I've got a living breathing shadow crossed up in my scope
My partner gives the signal, pull the trigger, »
Might Makes Right
New Roman Times
by Camper Van Beethoven
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whiskers, whiskers
He sits in the moonlight
on top of the hill
Playing a penny whistle
and picking thistles out of his kilt
He rubs his paws together »
Whiskers
Fight the Power
by The Boy Least Likely To
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god I wasn't wearing a kilt. She grabed the bat from beneath the bed swung it once and missed my head, She rared back, swung it again, Then she hit me »
That Awful Day
Nut Sack
by Rodney Carrington
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in those kilts,
Up in those kilts, uppa-up in those kilts.
Man, you don't want to go up in those hills,
Up in those hills, uppa-up in those hills. »
Buffalo Bill
Relapse: Refill
by Eminem
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in those kilts,
Up in those kilts, uppa-up in those kilts.
Man, you don't want to go up in those hills,
Up in those hills, uppa-up in those hills. »
Buffalo Bill
Relapse: Refill [Clean]
by Eminem
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what we done built
Pick on somebody your own size and fuck around; get kilt
But not like the kilt above the knees
BB will plant you niggas like seeds »
General Patton
Sir Lucious Left Foot...The Son of Chico Dusty
by Big Boi
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carmélite
La mère sup' m'a vu v'nir
Dieu avait mis un kilt
y a dû y avoir des fuites
Vertige de l'amour
Mes circuits sont niqués
Puis y a un truc qui »
Vertige de l'Amour
Pizza
by Alain Bashung
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can play the drums, is there a piper in the town)
(Have them put their kilts on and come right down)
BING:
Ah, you brawny lads, whether you're poor »
Hoot Mon
Thanks for the Memories [MCA]
by Bob Hope & Friends
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battle's over
Will ye be proud at yer lifes last remain
Highland men hangin' by English decree
Hung by their kilts as a warnin' tae the free
From »
Will Ye Be Proud
Clash of the Tartans
by The Real McKenzies
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