maitre D's will seat me
Knowing what I spend
They offend
So sad so sad
Smiling faces greet me
Everyone's my friend
They pretend
So sad so »
Something in This City Changes People
Chicago VI
by Chicago
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He figures out a restaurant
Where they won't be recognized
He can always slip the maitre'd a ten
Get a private little table and try her on for »
The Wives Are in Connecticut
Spoiled Girl
by Carly Simon
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Waiter keeps starin' at your empty plate
Maitre'd keeps tellin' me
"Sir, she's just not coming."
Now what the hell does Garcon know
We've been »
Honey Do
One Particular Harbour
by Jimmy Buffett
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provider
Your maitre'd
Thank you, may I have another
Please? »
Oh
The Argument
by Fugazi
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High heel shoes, so sheik and elegant,
Tapping on the floor beneath the table of the fancy restaurant.
The maitre d' brings the phone to where she »
High Heeled Shoes
Live at the Crazy Horse
by The Kingston Trio
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The Maitre'D - Hello
He seemed pleased to meet me
I went to the lift and pressed button two
But very discreetly
The doors close and she went for my briefs »
Falling in Bed (Again)
Angels [Rarities]
by Robbie Williams
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powder and paint
Wheelin' in a big Seville
She's big cheese with the maitre D's
Down at the bar and grill
Just a girl in a t-shirt
Girl in a t-shirt »
Girl In A T-Shirt
Antenna
by ZZ Top
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a hatchet
And he tenderized the wall
And when he got through
Time clock wasn't punching anymore
The waiters ran for cover
The maitre d' began to lisp »
My Name Joe
The Tide
by Lucy Kaplansky
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still alive
And the maitre'd is not your special friend
There's a road in a wrong place
Twice as far out
And a bitch on a bridge
Yeah the bridge was »
That Man Will Not Hang
Mcluskyism
by Mclusky
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you guess it was an inside job
You made a reservation
For a table for three
Said you had to wait
Somebody must've bribed the maitre d
The boss »
Out Here in the Middle
Farm Fresh Onions
by Robert Earl Keen, Jr.
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me now!
If they could see me now
Alone with Mr. V
Who's waitin' on me like he was a maitre'd
I hear my buddies sayin', "Crazy, what gives? »
If My Friends Could See Me Now
Greatest Hits, Vol. 2
by Sammy Davis, Jr.
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a dream, she cowers in the corner, she pretends
It's just a scene.
The maitre d' has seen it all before, the actor, the actress, the gigolo, the whore, »
3D
Fellini Days
by Fish
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We watch the old man as he walks to the big white piano and sits down and plays
The maitre'd calls me lucky as he pours our wine
What a beautiful »
The Pretenders
You Can Tell Georgia
by Joe Purdy
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Burnt pride is a crazy thing
But now, what does it take to make you feel me concrete?
I ain't your maitre'd, I ain't on pain relief
This ain't »
Burnt Pride
The Album
by Latyrx
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please, maitre d
My immediate right several politicians smiling lizard-like, see them assure themselves that their status is indeed quo.
Rip up the cheques »
Café Shabu
Last Day on Earth
by John Cale/Bob Neuwirth
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The valets and the maitre d'
Roll out the red carpet for me
My looks are deceiving Lord
'Cause when the check comes I'll be gone
Guess I'm deadbeat but »
Datin' With No Dough
Hootenanny Compilation: Best Of
by Royal Crown Revue
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I took you to a five star dinner
I bought you the most expensive wine
I even paid off the maitre d'
To usher us up to the front of the line
You »
Fascinate You
Someone to Tell
by Ari Hest
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a lot o'chatter
But it really doesn't matter, not to him
No siree! It's 'bout as big t'him as any flea
He's gotta be maitre'd
Or so it seems to me
Wait'll »
Meet Benny Bailey
Vocalese
by The Manhattan Transfer
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the maitre'd
Boss got mad and he blamed it all on you
Food was bad and the deal fell through
(chorus)
Well out here in the middle
you can park it »
Out Here in the Middle
Saint Mary of the Woods
by James McMurtry
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me
No no no
Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'
C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me
Yes sir, we »
Friend Like Me
Disney on Classic 2004
by Disney
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they seem
You're a respectable member of society
But you don't have nothin' on me
You gotcha caterers and prada and your maitre'd
But you won't »
Respectable
Get Away from Me
by Nellie McKay
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and you'll get super slim
I rushed her to the restaurant and called the maitre d', oh help me
Fill her up, fill her up
Load up, load up
Fill her »
Fill Her Up
...Meanwhile [Bonus Tracks]
by 10cc
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Gene
There's a place way down in Brentwood
Out to Georgio's we all g'wine
The maitre 'd's gonna take care of everything
He's a personal friend »
Selfish Gene
Circus Money
by Walter Becker
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encore debout
Le cri d'une sirène
Quand le jour a déteint
Parenthèse de peine
L'oubli jusqu'à demain
Longue secondes inertes
Le corps à l'abandon »
Fermer Les Yeux
Pluriel: Best of Jean-Jacques Goldman 1990-1996
by Jean-Jacques Goldman
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dining out on the town
Maitre'd wanna take a whole year to sit him down
Mr Nigga, Nigga Nigga
He got the speakers in the trunk with the bass on crunk »
Mr. Nigga
Black on Both Sides
by Mos Def
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