Ferryboat Bill, won't you please come home?
You know your wife has married a midget's son,
And that's the short and long of it. »
Ferryboat Bill
Another View
by The Velvet Underground
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her garage
She didn't know I was a midget
She thought it was all innocent play
She didn't know I was a midget
But when dad came home she put me away »
Midget
Hardcore Devo, Vol. 1: 74-77
by Devo
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This cruel world just ain't for me
I wanna cry, you see
I gotta go dwarf tossin'
midget bowlin'
I gotta go dwarf tossin'
midget bowlin'
I gotta »
Dwarf Tossin'
Obscurity File
by Bouquet Of Veal
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a fucking haircut!
Go fuck yourself
Rae Dong Chung
Get something, get, get them, get them
Get them, get the fuckin' midget
Get the midget
Get the fuckin »
Love Song
Alice 0001
by Alice
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And there's a thousand midget Russians in midget submarines
You can come and stay
You can bring your friends
You can come and stay for a day
And see »
A Picture of Dorian Gray
...And Don't the Kids Just Love It
by Television Personalities
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yes they did
I lost all my city cool
When I bought your midget show
I grew all debonaire
When I had the 1980's air, in your hair
That's right
I went »
City Port
T. Rex Wax Co. Singles, Vol. 2 (1975-1978)
by Marc Bolan
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midgets or something »
Intermezzo: M. Good V M. Trolley
Loser Anthems/B-Sides & Rarities
by Matthew Good Band
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and neighbor toe
Fuck a cop fuck a marine fuck a
Jar of Vaseline fuck a calzone with pepperoni
Fuck a midget fuck a dwarf
Fuck Santa with an elf but
Before »
Fun Things to Fuck (If You're a Winner)
Surfer
by NOFX
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I will walk away from you
(Don't stop me)
I will walk away from you
(Don't blame me)
I have felt the ugly midget kicking on my knee
I have »
Walk Away
Great Subconscious Club
by K's Choice
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I don't have call-waiting
Hey, was that you pranking me?
The sheep within wearing wolf's skin
Weak vagiant amongst midgets
Snot and cum, piss »
Less Than Zero (<0)
Life Is Killing Me
by Type O Negative
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lady, big mama, Missy Bimbo sits in her chair and yawns
And the man-beast lies in his cage sniffin' popcorn
And the midget licks his fingers and suffers »
Wild Billy's Circus Story
The Wild, the Innocent & the E Street Shuffle
by Bruce Springsteen
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One individual lies on a floor of an empty room
In an apartment stuffed with functionality and a lonesome fool!
A midget size fridge full »
Coldvenience
Under Pressure/Drain [UK CD]
by Rotten Sound
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There's a permanent crease in your right and wrong
Stand
There's a midget standing tall
And the giant beside him about to fall
Stand. stand, stand »
Stand
The Best of Sly & the Family Stone [Epic]
by Sly & the Family Stone
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Infamous New York game
A midget put to shame
Dr. Ruth agrees,
"This sport should not be ceased"
Toss a little man,
Rebounding on the floor like »
Bowling for Midgets
Vicuna
by Nuclear Rabbit
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can buy cheap romance,
But its so on and so on for sue
The midget's stare can't compare to the rich man's.
Fools, they kneel at the wave of her »
What Do You Want?
One Simple Word
by The Connells
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We're walking in Escher's World again
Rise up you nimble-minded men
Birds roar, lions soar, sheep are cruel
Snails pace, papers chase, midgets rule »
Escher's World
Now the Truth Can Be Told
by Steve Taylor
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castle
trapped within your temple flesh
suffering the plaque of darkness
dive into eternal rest
skinny dukes in dusty dress outs
midget minded demon »
Rubbermonks and Leathernuns
Return of the Loving Dead
by Nekromantix
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The captain's in a coma, the lieutenant's on a drunk
The owner's in his cabin with his special friend, the monk
The midget's on the bridge, »
Ship of Fools
Vital: Van der Graaf Live
by Van der Graaf Generator
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and over again?
Get out of my house!
And can I come with you?
'cause where there's a will there's a way
We can kill all the midgets with guns
That we have »
Midgets With Guns
Midgets With Guns
by Pain
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ill show ya how official midgets jack me off
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
i hate jimmy page
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
kick us faggots off the stage »
I Hate Jimmy Page
Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy
by Mindless Self Indulgence
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too long
There's a permanent crease in your right and wrong
Stand
There's a midget standing tall
And a giant beside him about to fall
Stand! »
Stand!
Stand!
by Sly & the Family Stone
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on the Ticonderoga
And was in a bad need of a shave
And so I slopped at the corner on cold chow mein
And shot billards with a midget
Until the rain stopped »
Shore Leave
Swordfishtrombones
by Tom Waits
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cream-puff Casper milktoast
And the owner is a mental midget with the i.q. of a fence post
Cause the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking »
The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me)
Small Change
by Tom Waits
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And the hunchback midget and his twisted friends
Offer me a world of thrills that never end
I need a sideshow, oh yeah
Some kind of freaky show, oh yeah »
Sideshow
The Last Temptation
by Alice Cooper
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Unanimous votes
Portions of the proceeds
Go to chain store victims
In the midget conditions
With remodeled kitchens
Comin' to you
One thousand beats »
1000 BPM
The Information [Deluxe Edition]
by Beck
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