Straight from the bosom of the Mormon church,
With a voice like wine,
Cruising along in that Ford Econoline.
Her husband was a gambler, he was a Salt »
Ford Econoline
Lone Star State of Mind
by Nanci Griffith
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Gotta go somewhere
When you die
So why not see the world
Through jellyfish eyes
Jellyfish heaven
Where jellyfish go
To get away from Mormons »
Jellyfish Heaven
Bucky Fellini
by The Dead Milkmen
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Fred Waring and His Pennsylvanians, and The Ray Charles Singers who were made famous by their frequent appearances on The Perry Como Show, and The Mormon »
No One's Perfect
My Son, The Celebrity
by Allan Sherman
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Mormon's are everywhere
Battalions of bicycling bachelors
With dark suits
And well cropped hair
We're Mormons too
Have been since '72
I'm »
Salt Lake City 1973
Eggshells
by Shawn Mullins
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Upshur County's drier than an empty bottle
Since the Mormon's come to town
And to run out of beer means a run to Gladewater
Highway 79 thirty »
(Making the Run To) Gladewater
Short Sharp Shocked
by Michelle Shocked
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for you and me together
do you want to shoulder this weather?
i'm inspired by the things that upset her
you're no measure
every mormon and every »
Every Moment
Out of the Shadow [Responsive]
by Rogue Wave
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for you and me together
Do you wanna shoulder this weather?
I'm inspired by the things that upset her
You're no measure
Every Mormon, every »
Every Moment [Live]
Napoleon Dynamite
by Rogue Wave
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will do
Droppin' funny acid, a tab or two
Wearing undergarments from a Mormon friend
Touching all the bases 'round the Cub Scout den
Heir Gordon
Got »
Heir Gordon
Halcyon Days
by Bruce Hornsby
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[DAD:]
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but »
Every Sperm Is Sacred
Monty Python Sings
by Monty Python
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DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohamed, but
I've »
Every Sperm Is Sacred/Protestant Couple/Adventures of Martin Luther
The Meaning of Life
by Monty Python
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the Mormons in Utah know
He could not restrain himself when he saw
a nice caboose
Say Ding
Say Dong
That Ding-Dong Daddy he did
sixteen women wrong »
The Ding-Dong Daddy of the D-Car Line
Rapid City Muscle Car
by Cherry Poppin' Daddies
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African nightmare one-time Mormon
More men fall in Hullabaloo men
I slide to the nearest bar
Undermine chairman I went too far
Bent on a windfall »
African Night Flight
Lodger
by David Bowie
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I'm not a Buddha boy
I'm not a Muslim man
I'm not a Christian or a Jew
I'm not a Mormon freak
I'm not a Catholic geek
And I'm nothing at all »
The Sentinel
Dragontown
by Alice Cooper
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do and I hope they bring beer
You got the Mormons and the drinkers and the Mormons who drink
Well pay attention ?cause it ain't as simple as you »
Family Reunion
Horse Soldier! Horse Soldier!
by Corb Lund
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tried
Cause the Pennsylvania Dutch that we once spoke has been forgotten
And the Mormon way of life is almost gone
But now and then we gather down in »
Heavenly Father, Holy Mother
Family Album
by David Allan Coe
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hated you because she thought you're Mormon-pure
But you should see she doesn't like you and it's nothing drugs will cure
It's not your fault, it's no »
Not Your Fault
Moonhead
by Thin White Rope
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There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists
There are Hindus, and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed but
I've never been »
Every Sperm Is Sacred
Eric Idle Sings Monty Python
by Eric Idle
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to the Dahmer's
I should'a known not to make free will
I can't remember my life as a Mormon
I can't remember five minutes ago
I should'a known not to watch »
Hale-Bopp Regurgitations
Dearest Christian, I'm So Very Sorry for Bringing You Here. Love, Dad
by P.M. Dawn
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she serves me coffee, tea, or seltzer.
And each night when I retire, the Mormon Tabernacle choir sings
"Blumberg, bye bye."
I was in Cambodia.
They »
Bye Bye Blumberg
My Son, the Box
by Allan Sherman
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Everybody's stupid, that's for sure
Everybody's stupid, that's for sure
(repeat)
I traded you for Jean and Myra
I traded them for the Mormon Choir
Now »
Everybody's Stupid
Big Beat
by Sparks
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sans
secure.
If god begat the Mormon into laymen into brethren
into birthdays into cardinals, and liars.
Don't take it off
Pleases leave it »
Fear
Damaged
by Lambchop
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pick the winners on Star Search
They own the Christians, they own the Jews
They own the Moslems, Mormons, too
They put the holes in our socks
They put »
The Conspiracy Song
Soul Rotation
by The Dead Milkmen
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(joe perry, ralph mormon)
Something that you got
Really drives me up the wall
You got me spinning round and round
I'm heading for a fall
You got me »
Discount Dogs
Let the Music Do the Talking
by Joe Perry
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(joe perry, ralph mormon)
When the train leaves the station
Everybody's got to be on board
Get on board-all aboard
Get on board-all aboard
We got »
Rockin' Train
Let the Music Do the Talking
by Joe Perry
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The Mormons are at the door
The sinners at the gates
Jesus Christ is hitching rides
Across the Great Lake States
Opening Wal-Mart stores »
Pilgrim's Progress
Jaywalker
by Josh Joplin
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