The music is low, I'm here all alone
Since what you made of me
That mirror on the wall
Sure says it all, just a fool on a stool's all I see
How »
On the Wings of a Honky Tonk Angel
Wings of a Honky Tonk Angel
by Brad Martin
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and leave no mark.
Down in the half-lit bar of the hotel
There's a call for the last round of the day.
Push back the stool, take that elevator ride.
Fall »
Rocks on the Road
Catfish Rising
by Jethro Tull
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This old bar stools feeling higher
As a started sinking lower
The minute that she waltzed right through that door
Not long ago i held her
Like »
She's Got the Rhythm (And I Got the Blues)
A Lot About Livin' (And a Little 'Bout Love)
by Alan Jackson
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Honey, honey, can't you hear?
Funny, funny music, dear
Ain't the funny strain
Goin' to your brain?
Like a bottle of wine, fine
Hon', hon', »
Everybody's Doin' It Now [From Alexander's Ragtime Band]
On the Avenue/Four Jills in a Jeep
by Irving Berlin
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Same old stool, same old crowd
I sit down, the music's loud
It's time for me to sing your favorite song
So tonight I'll stand in front of you »
Please Don't Play a Love Song
The Performer
by Marty Robbins
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From the top of the night until 4:00 am
I’ll be bangin’ bone music on a garbage can
When this cat named pip with a vital tip, said
“You better »
Oh Yeah
Save My Soul
by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
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time
What the hell did you expect to find
Aphrodite on a bar stool by your side
Twelfth night we go
After something everyone should know
Somewhere »
Pieces of the Night
Playlist Your Way
by Gin Blossoms
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Words & music by
Ed Bruce, Glenn Ray & Judith Bruce
I'd sure like to help you, but I've heard it all before
I'm sorry I can't tell you why she'd »
The Bartender (It's All on the Jukebox)
This Old Hat
by Ed Bruce
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He was too old for that bar
but it was the only one around
And he needed a beer
So that's where he was found
He took an empty stool
amid »
Traveling by Cab
Something I Saw or Thought I Saw
by Bill Morrissey
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Spending my time, spending my money.
Feedin' this habit with hardcore country.
I'm just an ol' jukebox junkie.
I can't stand to hear the music »
Jukebox Junkie
Ken Mellons
by Ken Mellons
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You don't look too good
There's circles neath your eyes
Cause your living on the dark side of life
SOLO
You sit on a bar stool all dressed up
Your »
Dark Side of Life
A Town South of Bakersfield, Vols. 1 & 2
by Lucinda Williams
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putting in time on Sixteenth Avenue
Pouring out my heart for tips on a stool
I ain't making a killing, but then there's those nights
When the song comes »
What I Almost Was
Sinners Like Me
by Eric Church
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music - Leon del Muerte
Lyrics - Ross Sewage
A new coproph-age, by pedung I am plagued
Inhaling the flatulence with which I am rife
Soon to be »
Night Soil
Choice Cuts
by Impaled
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music - Sean McGrath and Leon del Muerte
Lyrics - Sean McGrath
Anal fissures burst with bacterial cess
As the blood spews from your loins
Your »
From Here to Colostomy
Choice Cuts
by Impaled
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stool rap
Whether I'm constipated or have diarrhea
I always come out with a funky fresh idea
Even if you don't think it's funky fresh, and
To all »
T.S.R. (Toilet Stool Rap)
I Need a Haircut
by Biz Markie
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A bunch of the boys were whooping it up in the Malamute saloon
The kid that handles the music-box was hitting a jag-time tune
Back at the bar in »
Dangerous Dan McGrew
The Singing Ranger, Vol. 3
by Hank Snow
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scare me anymore,
Since all the while the weather was cool I stood at the crumbling edge of the black pool.
Perhaps a pigeon fell off its stool,
I »
There's Something at the Bottom of the Black Pool
Strange Bird
by Augie March
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A bunch of the boys were whooping it up in the Malamute saloon;
The kid that handles the music-box was hitting a jag-time tune;
Back of the bar, in »
The Shooting of Dan McGrew
Tales of the Yukon
by Hank Snow
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to see
The stools at the bar were damp with rye
On the dancefloor the grass grew high,
Through the roof the moon was shining green
And the music really »
Bilbao Song [From Happy End]
Weill: The Seven Deadly Sins and other Songs
by Marianne Faithfull
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we don't get caught Sha la la la la la la la la
Road trip runnin with the music up loud
Take a trip from the north to the dirty south
Wherever it »
Back of the Bus
The Hustle
by G. Love & Special Sauce
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on the king's road
Like a whore
Legs wrapped around a plastic stool
He's making more in one day
Than you've had.......hot, hot dinners
Call out your legions, »
No Mean City
The Anthology [Salvo]
by Nazareth
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on the king's road
Like a whore
Legs wrapped around a plastic stool
He's making more in one day
Than you've had.......hot, hot dinners
Call out your legions, »
No Mean City, Pts. 1 & 2
No Mean City [Japan Bonus Tracks]
by Nazareth
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don't understand
All I want to do tonight is be your man
Her dad asked what I did
I said I play in a band
He said he hated devil music and he wasn't »
Family Affair
Before Everything & After [Bonus Track]
by MxPx
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major breakup
My first was, with a pager
With a hooptie, a cookpot, and the GAME
This one's with the stool, with the stage, with the fortune
Maybe not »
My 1st Song
The Black Album
by Jay-Z
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a smidgen
Yo, get the speakers singin like a stool pigeon
[Sweeny tarts] slice up a slip throat
Livin in a castle, hoes swimmin in my moat
Masterful moves »
The Rapsody (In J Minor)
Dust to Dust
by Prime Minister Pete Nice & Daddy Rich
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