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Um, ugu 
Yeah, yeah 
Yeah 
Yo 
 
I'm sitting on a toilet 
I had to take a doody 
When the doody hit a water 
The water hit my booty 
 
I'm sitting
Toilets everywhere
Please don't come and stare
I am on the toilet
Toilet, toilet, toilet
Toilets in the sky
Toilets in my ride
Toilet seats at night
Made a cup of coffee
For your head
Sitting on the toilet
It's the same old shit
Made a cup of coffee
For your head
Sitting on the toilet
It's
Toilets can become clogged for a variety of reasons, including excessive toilet paper usage, foreign objects being flushed down the toilet
Yeah! This one goes out to
Everyone listening to this
Song right now who's on the toilet!
I hear you! I feel you!
Uh

I was in second hour class,
to my knees
The sight of gleaming porcelain
I like a big urinal
I like Armitage Shanks
When I see a toilet
I have to do my toilet dance

Take me
I got locked with a coupla jerks in a
Rock 'n' roll toilet
In came Jah to perform his works in the
Rock 'n' roll toilet

I got wedged with
Thats when the automatic flush started and
Public toilet water came up and splashed me on my lip
I used a public bathroom
Public bathroom
I think imma die
I got locked with a coupla jerks in a
Rock 'n' roll toilet
In came Jah to perform his works in the
Rock 'n' roll toilet

I got wedged with
(Hook)
Use the bidet, eh eh eh
Save some trees today eh eh eh
Use the bidet eh eh eh
Why you hoarding all that toilet paper

Use the bidet, eh eh eh
hand
Really gotta raise my hand

What's the matter?
What's the matter?
What's the matter?

I got a
Toilet Issue
Toilet Issue
Toilet Issue
Toilet Issue

I
to the closet 
ain't got no chance  

Dang! Toilet Paper, Toilet Paper
Leave me some 
Toilet  Paper
ain't got none  

Toilet Paper, Toilet Paper
Wish it's
BIDET

(Hook)
Use the bidet, eh eh eh
Save some trees today eh eh eh
Use the bidet eh eh eh
Why you hoarding all that toilet paper

Use the bidet, eh
I need toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paper
I'm out of toilet paper, it's My Corona
I need toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paper
I'm out
Toilet paper
Yeah
I'm the toilet paper eater
I eat toilet hairs for breakfast
Toilet hair papers

Yeah
Toilet paper
I eat all of it
Toilet
Yeah
I
He's a cat (meow)
Flushing a toilet
He's a cat (meow)
Flushing a toilet
He's a cat (reow) 
Flushing a toilet
He's a cat flushing a toilet
You know when you're sitting on the toilet
You just took a shit
And you realize there's no toilet paper on the roll
And then you realize that there
It’s Fucking Morning
Don’t Bring Me Any Tea
I Know What I Want
It’s Anarchy
And Toilet Coffee

It’s Toilet Coffee
Bring ME My Toilet Coffee
I Want My
Did you check the toilets on the right?
(Did you check the toilets on the right?)
Did you check the toilets on the left?
(Did you check the toilets
dongs twin brother
And I'll make you gush like a toilet flush
I'll make you gush like a toilet flush
I'll make you gush like a toilet flush
I'll make you
Antoinette's house, the advertising sheets were hanging in the toilet, 
On a rusty nail in the wall because toilet paper was too expensive, 
You had to rub it
I just farted out some shit chunks
I just farted out some shit chunks
It splattered outta my butt
And stained the toilet seat brown
And now I have
Na bring it back
Gotta friend named Mavattack
On the toilet yeah
Doin motha freaking split slpats
Cause I ate some freaking McDonald's
Yeah, I got
Poop goes in the toilet
That's where it's gotta go
I don't try to hold it
It's best to let it go
So when I start to feel it
I don't poop just

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