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Rock & Roll Toilet

The Soft Boys

1976-1981

1993

I got locked with a coupla jerks in a
Rock 'n' roll toilet
In came Jah to perform his works in the
Rock 'n' roll toilet

I got wedged with

Rock & Roll Toilet [Alternate Mix; Bonus Track]

The Soft Boys

Invisible Hits

1983

I got locked with a coupla jerks in a
Rock 'n' roll toilet
In came Jah to perform his works in the
Rock 'n' roll toilet

I got wedged with

Why did they take all the toilet rolls mummy?
Well shit it is dirty, it's like making money
Mummy we must keep our arses clean
Without toilet roll

stuck without any toilet paper

I'm stuck on the bowl
'Cuz someone forgot to replace the last toilet roll

Stuck on the bowl and making toilet stew
No

you can overcome the hardships
Things are lookin better got toilet rolls at Target
(Wait, what did you just say)
Got toilet rolls at Target
Things are

soul
I got no self control
Let me spice your egg roll
Cause I got more paper than a toilet roll
Toilet roll, toilet roll

Baby I'm a shooter just for you

Use the bidet eh eh eh
Save some trees today eh eh eh
Are you gonna eat all that toilet paper?

(Verse 1)
Use the toilet rolls
Make a casserole
Top

From the bats in Wuhan, it’s from a foreign land
The Virus, Will find us
Now we’re out of toilet roll, Really in a hole
The Virus, inside us
I got

Gotta have that disinfect
Buying up the alcohol 
Everybody acting reckless 
We are on a toilet roll
Roll roll roll roll
Me I just be trying to roll

eh eh
Use the bidet eh eh eh
Save some trees today eh eh eh
Are you gonna eat all that toilet paper?

(Verse 1)
Use the toilet rolls
Make a casserole

Isolation I can’t deal with that
Yo toilet roll where you at
I swear borris has got that
No care package borris got that
Corona virus  borris got

Isolation I can’t deal with that
Yo toilet roll where you at
I swear borris has got that
No care package borris got that
Corona virus  borris got

I’m left here sinking in snow

Worry, will I reach my goals?
In a hurry, cause life’s a toilet roll

Worry, I’ve got to reach my goals
In a hurry, cause

sense
I'll make the whole fucking album while I'm sick
Whole roll of toilet paper I'm the shit
Im the shit, look at this
In my prime, I be lit
all these

Punch (Drunk)

Leatherface

BYO Split Series, Vol. 1

1999

old perverts overcoats who were too tall.
Fat boy bugger all in dirty overalls
Stealing toilet rolls.
Fuckin' arseholes in aardvark tee-shirts,

do do doo Always Smoke a Bowla! 
Yea 

We don't all drink up but we all wipe our butt 
Take a toilet paper roll and some tin foil! 
Wrap the foil

Goldwatch Blues

Donovan

Donovan File

1977

FEAR
ABOUT THE COLOUR OF MY TOILET ROLL AND IF MY COUSIN'S QUEER.

HERE'S YOUR GOLD WATCH AND THE SHACKLES FOR YOUR CHAINS
AND YOUR PIECE OF PAPER,

Who Was That Masked Man

Van Morrison

Veedon Fleece

1974

on a toilet roll
You can just soak up the atmosphere
Like a fish inside a bowl

When the ghost comes round at midnight
Well you both can have some fun
He

The Dawn of the Dead
Panic buying loaves of bread
The toilet roll riots
You'll be left for dead
Powering up
The neighborhood
Who ever thought it would

Girl!
You know you've got to do something about that odor
Girl!
You know it isn't any better when I'm sober

Maybe try the toilet roll
Maybe try

Started with a single goal
Lifelong quest to find a hole
Then I found a toilet roll
Ended in a toilet bowl
In the bathroom way too long
Took a shit,

him you can shove your green tick up your bleached hole you toilet roll
I walked out empty handed, feeling branded
Frustrated, humiliated
Everyone

on like rodeo
I got the stacks of toilet roll 'rollios
But that won't last here in my home studio
Hey you won't win, you're weaker than polio
You gotta end

In the Cube

Fishbone

Chim Chim's Badass Revenge

1996

From trying to rush into helping god's plan

(chant & chorus)

Back down I go to the toilet bowl roll
Where no one is and are afraid to go.
I can find