Lyrics:
Buffalo Buffalo
Water Buffalo
Buffalo Buffalo
Water Buffalo
Buffalo Buffalo
Water Buffalo
Buffalo Buffalo
Water Buffalo
Water Buffalo
with Larry, the water buffalo song
Everybody's got a water buffalo
Yours is fast but mine is slow
Oh, where we'd get them, I don't know
But everybody's
He's a midget but he makes a lot of trouble
Doesn't like to shave, he got caveman stubble
Me and Barney, Loyal Order Water Buffalo
Lodge brothers,
golden skin.
No animal can match my charm.
Said the tiger to himself.
Tiger was not afraid of anybody,
but the water-buffalo, who had a majestic body,
your heart is on a spot.
Take a chance, take a chance, take a chance.
Love may be a double or a fate on balls,
Tiny water buffalo on Niagara Falls,
Or a gentle water buffalo
Glow worm guaranteed to glow
Or a cloak inclined to cling,
Come to the supermarket in old Peking.
They have bird's-nest soup,
Disappointing! I'm going to have to speak to Bob about this.
Larry: Oh look, a cebu! Cebu!
Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Cebu!
Larry: No, wait ... that's a water buffalo
AWARDS, ride a water buffalo there
Polo Gear, holes in it, the fo'-fo' wear
Ass out, check the weather report for cold air (brrrr)
On your hottest day
going to have to speak to Bob about this.
Larry: Oh look, a cebu! Cebu!
Jimmy, Johnny & Junior: Cebu!
Larry: No, wait ... that's a water buffalo.
Jimmy,
me underwater
By the water buffalo and
Feed the alligator daughter
Yeah, great father, face hairy like Chewbacca
Taught the Dim Mak form from Senzo
like a water Buffalo
Booty move like a water bed on the floor (Yeah, yeah)
But I know I gotta keep myself in control
That pussy is temptation
skate I roll another G.
Shit I'm smoking on could put a water buffalo to sleep
Anomaly, all it do for me is help a nigga think
Catch me in the city
Larryboy's my superhero
Oh where, oh where, is my hairbrush tho
Oh why, oh why, doesn't everybody have a water buffalo
Keep walking and walking but you won't
quite dissapointing... I'm going to have to speak to Bob about this.
Oh look a cebu!
(cebu)
wait, thats a water buffalo
no more song about cebu
need
veggietales shit
Water buffalo Bob the tomato
Fuck all your karate shit
I know taekwondo sir I told you so
My balls in your blender
Wendy's chicken tenders
and and an͏d a̸nd̷ ͡a͢nd̛
Picked up some parts out of a lemon tree
Water buffalo kneels down and stares at me
Tell me there's a good reason why
Any of these
and in the sleet, and in the snow
If these niggas want the beef, then I'm a water buffalo
But I ain't burying no tomahawk like I'm a Navajo
I been in my
ever showed
She would cut my throat
She called me a Fukula Water buffalo
So, before it all turned nasty
I left this crazy monkey
And drove back
store
Trekked on up to Sapa got a little chill
Met a girl name So she warmed him with a pill
They got married had a little baby
Bought a water buffalo
So
to Sapa got a little chill
Met a girl name So she warmed him with a pill
They got married had a little baby
Bought a water buffalo
So and so and so and so
Sipping liquor like a water-buffalo
He split my skull open on a fucking paving stone
Almost cut the right eye out my socket hole
Alter-ego within me
cheese from water buffalo
Dont wanna go on about my past
Some tings dat just won't pass
Darker than the black
On ya colour chart
I like my cherry like
a cheetah's dick with tartar sauce
Suck a water buffalo's ass with Cheez Whiz
Suck my Doberman Pinscher's cock with mustard
Suck a pitbull's dick
Suck
drove by with a pickup truckload
Of water buffalo and tan immigrants
Who instructed me to
"Take hold of this hose and don't let it go for eternity"
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