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Pretty Fly for a Rabbi

Weird Al Yankovic

Running with Scissors

1999

yarmulka and 
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing! 

(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! 
(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! 
(How ya doin',

got our holy Torah
Vov is Veohavta
Lireacha Kamocha

Zayin is for Zaidy
Ches is for Chanuka
Tes for Tallis
Yud for Yarmulka

Kaf is for Kaporos
Lamed is

got Harvey Keitel
And flash dancer Jennifer Beals
Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish
And yes her boobs are real

Put on your yarmulka it's time for

I'm a pumpernickel-do for you, dough you do
Use a yarmulka of hallah bread if you're a jew
I belong to cayope*, I be the wheat for you
Yeast and flour,

talk Jewish bread that's challah (thats a lie)
Yeah they all cap, no Yarmulka

Stop lying
Yeah that's word to life l'cheim
Man they not as real as my