Lyrics:
All I want for Christmas is a two ton sheep
I dreamt it in my sleep
I could get one real cheap
I'd make designer sweaters with my two ton sheep
Then
cheap
I'm a believer in christian redeemers,
Dick out, pig out, driven by greed
We're driving down to the mall
We're gonna buy it all
Because it's Jesus'
with all your housekeepers
You was mesmerised, how could you be surprised?
Only gave it to her Christmas and the fourth of July
Oh, you had it going on,
getting no sleep like it's Christmas eve
My life's full of tricks with hardly any treats
Cos I'm living in a lie, smiles for the camera
Look In my eyes fam
cheap.
Yuletide greeting, last sales meetings, time of year it ain't yet.
By January first we will have forgotten the worst of what we don't regret.
pulls up to the curb
“Here’s that twenty I owe you,” he hands it to her
Cop says, “Stumblin’ drunk and turnin’ tricks
On Christmas Eve, you make me
Christmas comes and goes away
I wish, for once, that it would stay a little longer
Every trick of magic that I try
Just ends up tragically
But my
to me, I'm an intentional freak
Get to fucking on the beat, yeah
Get to fucking on the beach
Miami on Christmas Eve, yeah
I got tricks up my sleeve, yeah
I
I think I saw ol' Santa through my window Christmas eve
My eyes were really droopy but I really do believe
It must've been ol' Santa 'cause I saw
like I'm stuck in the opening scene
Of a cheap Christmas movie sent straight to TV
I show up to parties all by myself
Try to be happy for everyone else
and the Christmas tree girl
Left st. Ives found another world
Brother and sister side by side
With a crazy new town as there guide
Left home 18 now
At 19 Left there
outside my door
The same ol’ Christmas trick, my dad had played since I was four
He stands outside my bedroom yelling, "Ho ho ho", because
He knows I don’t
Blendin into every christmas tree,
Old Saint Nick's got some tricks up his sleeves
Rockin those camo dungerees
yeah my santa claus wears camouflage
Well
She unpacks the Christmas tree while her friends trick or treat
And always has her presents bought and wrapped by thanksgiving
If she, could watch
better
It was never the naughty list for me
But I always got screwed
Mom told me that Santa's saving money
Giving me one gift instead of two
Cookies by
pain
I can get you John Doe by a no name
Catch him at the Chinese store
Pulled two sticks on him, we eatin' Lo Mein
Nah nigga, Smack can't hear
(hair)
I'm giving no gifts, hey, this christmas eve
No presents here, hey, under a tree
I have no girl, hey, because i don't need
I don't talk cheap, hey,
they did before it was attached with, Christ
In the modern day pushed by Catholics
Take heed retrieve don't be passive
Christmas, Easter, Halloween
He
I think I saw ol' Santa through my window Christmas eve
My eyes were really droopy but I really do believe
It must've been ol' Santa 'cause I saw
I think I saw ol' Santa through my window Christmas eve
My eyes were really droopy, but I really do believe
It must've been ol' Santa 'cause I saw
It's snowing outside and the fireclay are lit, as Gran comes in from the cold
Mother's in tow, their arms full of gifts
My first memory of Christmas took
The Mouse And The Christmas Cake,
By Anonymous.
A PRETTY story I will tell,
Of Nib, a little Mouse,
Who took delight, when none were near,
up feeling sick
Sherry, punch and cherry brandy also do the trick
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Cheap perfume and festive
One more time, woah whoa whoa
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
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