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Then he's be in the family
I'd like him round, you see
To help mommy decorate the Churistmas tree
I wish my mom would marry Santa Claus Claus
Then I
Hey adam, you'll never guess what i saw last night.
What?
I saw mommy kissing santa claus. that's right.
Oh no.
They were listening to music,
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the misteltoe last night
She didn't see me when creep
Down the stairs to have a peek
She thought that I
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't see me creep
down the stairs to have a peep;
She thought that I
this Christmas
Santa's gonna come and make him mine, mine
Santa
If you get this letter
Won't you help me out
I know you're kinda busy with your elves
this Christmas
Santa's gonna come and make him mine, mine
Santa
If you get this letter
Won't you help me out
I know you're kinda busy with your elves
Christmas (oh, Santa)
Santa's gon' come and make you mine, mine
Santa
If you get this letter
Won't you help me out?
I know you're kinda busy with your elves
here I stand
'neath the mistle toe
Sugarplums in my head
Only me in my bed
I guess there ain't no Santa Claus
My dad and mother
Told one another
They saw
see
He's sliding down the chimney
I know his sack is full
Just eat my milk and cookies
And make my Christmas whole

Ooooooooo
Sexy Santa Claus
You're my
somebody

So he tells his teddy bear

I saw Mama kissing Santa Claus

Underneath the misteltoe last night

She didn't see me creep

Down the stairs to have
I saw Jimmy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
He didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peek
He thought that I was
I saw momma kissin' ol'
Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
And she did not hear me creep
Down the stairs to have a peek
Why she
Want to wake up in the morning
Find Santa Claus has come round calling
To bring you back to me
Bring you back to me
I’m missing Christmas kissing by
except this time
It will be a Christmas classic that will live on for generations!

I wanna have sex with Santa Claus
I wanna have sex with Santa Claus
I
maidens, Devil Best hadn't lost a race
And a skinny bay named Santa Claus who had never won, clearly entered for fools lacking reason
Me, I was no moron,
There is a Santa Claus
I feel it in my heart
I know and I believe
There is there is there is a Santa Claus

Christmas is that special time
When Santa
thought I was up in the bedroom fast asleep

Then, I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the Christmas tree last night
there must be some mistake
was I
I hate Christmas
Slap at Santa see if he flinch
I hate Christmas
Give Mrs Claus's titties a pinch
If you're offended by the lyrics you're a bit
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep,
She thought that I
the wreck
Being hunted by a psychopath

I got post traumatic Santa Claus disorder
When I witnessed Santa kill my father
Then I watched him rape my mother
Over
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep
She thought that I was
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep;

She thought that I
ounce with him
G's up, hoes down, I got Santa Claus high as shit 

Chorus:
Sitting by the tree sipping Egg-Nog.
Waiting on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog.
This is Santa Claus speaking
Ayo Santa
What do you want
Your daughter keeps calling my line man it's pissing me off you know
Have you been naughty

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