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Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the FBI
a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went
Eve i won't pass you by
I'll dash away in my magic sleigh
Flying through the sky
Jingle, jingle, jingle
You will hear my sleigh bells ring
I am old
about you tell me what I've done
Go ahead, Mr. Kringle
Well, we found uh
We found a Santa
A mall Santa
With eight stab wounds in his back
Uh-huh
In
me what brings you here
He said "my names Kris Kringle and I love to mingle in the honkytonks once a year"

Santa is a honkytonk man
Santa is
Tasty like a Pringle, sneakin' through your chimney like Kris Kringle
On some shit, get me free to let my ice click
Ka-pling, ka-plow, I been a thug
logs, reindeer, egg nogg, good cheer
Five golden rings
Not Kris Kringle's singles therapy

So me and old Saint Nick kicked back a few
And we both agreed
go, They've been found out
So Evan morphed into a reindeer grew a reindeer snout

That's right, Santa is Casey
That's right, Kris Kringle's that guy
a 5enpai without kohai
My heart break
Whoa-Whoa-Whoa
Asian bitch put hello kitty in my face
Whoa-Whoa
Call me Kris Kringle 
Cause that pussy i slay (Ho ho
a brick, put your eggnog down
Your country's being run by
An orange fucking clown)
Well let me break it down for
How your stocking's getting stuffed
(White
advance
Up on the battlement, silhouette in the mist
My quarry, my brother, good old saint Kris

You'll never survive
The siege of The Northlands
Bombard
Kris Kringle
Get your picture made don't take a lotta jingle

There's a tree in the corner
Get on the list of performers
And the bulbs ain't the only
really that simple!
Jesus was a white man, Even Kris Kringle
In all white world saying niggas just the wrinkle
Why am I allowed and you not?
You wanna say
Hi, do you need help finding anything
Oh yeah, I was actually looking for a new perfume
Well, this is the perfume section, so you're in the right
I put on my list

I know old Kris Kringle, I don't think that he's single
That's the difference between him and I
But it don't have to be if you stay
I put on my list

I know old Kris Kringle, I don't think that he's single
That's the difference between him and I
But it don't have to be if you stay
came to her eye

And she said
I used to be a country singer
I could sing a mean patsy cline
My husband he could yodel like wilf carter
Kitty wells was
Bone Capone
I give these girls the Jingle Bell Rock
I mean, I'm basically the Kris Kringle of cock
So come on over, take a ride on my sleigh
You'll get
then, put him into the dirt while he dashin'
I'm sorry but that made me mad. We gone run this boy through like its Madden
We gone show 'em Kris Kringle
Christmas song
They remind me that I don't belong
And I won't be fighting traffic or the crowd
While the shoppers spend their jingle
In the name of old Kris
and Papa Noël,
	Kris Kringle or Saint Nick.
	He’s had some image changes
	He’s played around with style,
	But now he’s settled on a look
	Which, in anybody’s
these jingles
Dishing out these singles
Might deck the halls, Kris Kringle
Prefer blue faces without wrinkles
Let 'em breathe, let 'em breathe, let 'em
with me
I'm cross with ol' Kris Kringle
It's his fault, I'm sittin' here single
I said all I want is you here to jingle
These bells with me underneath
I'd like to start off by thanking our sponsor
For financing the parts for this Frankenstein monster
Along with my partner who's a bro of few words

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